Barry Bonds' 756th Home Run

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If you were able to attend the game, would you run out onto the field and round the bases with the home run king during his monumental home run trot?

[Rubeskies]

NO

[Jack of Arcades]

Hell yes.

[TalkingDonkey]

[censored] that, I'd catch the ball and throw it back. Eff Bonds.

[mason55]

You'd probably get gunned down by security.

Aaaaaaron's wife was saying that she was terrified when those two dudes ran onto the field because she thought they were going to kill him.

[MikeyPatriot]

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You'd probably get gunned down by security.

Aaaaaaron's wife was saying that she was terrified when those two dudes ran onto the field because she thought they were going to kill him.

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It's an awesome image though.

[MyTurn2Raise]

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[censored] that, I'd catch the ball and throw it back. Eff Bonds.

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I'd incenerate it so that it disappeared




money isn't that important fools

[slickpoppa]

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[censored] that, I'd catch the ball and throw it back. Eff Bonds.

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I'd incenerate it so that it disappeared




money isn't that important fools

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But forgoing 7 figures just to spite Barry Bonds is important?

[kyro]

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[censored] that, I'd catch the ball and throw it back. Eff Bonds.

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I'd incenerate it so that it disappeared




money isn't that important fools

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lolz

[Oski]

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[censored] that, I'd catch the ball and throw it back. Eff Bonds.

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I'd incenerate it so that it disappeared




money isn't that important fools

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In the spirit of your suggestion, if I got the ball, I'd do the following: (Assuming I couldn't throw it back so that it hit him in the neck as he was rounding second base)

I'd set a platform with the ball under a "Doomsday Switch". I'd figure out how much $1,000,000 in one dollar bills weighs, then I'd set the switch to activate when the weight on it equals the $1,000,000. Once the switch is loaded with the millionth dollar, the switch would go off and the ball would be dropped into a wood-chipper.

The only way to save it would be if Barry himself handed me a check for $2,000,000. (If this were to happen, by the way, just as Bonds handed me the check, I'd "drop" the ball just to see the bitch scramble after it.)

Somebody could do this and make some easy money. I think there are many people who would gladly donate to the cause, especially to experience the "feel good" moment of the year.

a 24 hour web cam site was invented just for things like this (well, and that too). Big sponsor-ship money too. This would get national air play and a lot of attention.