Punk'd a fatty at Petco today

Dakotasdad · #1 07-15-2007, 07:59 PM

Had to go to Petco today to get some dog food for my Boston Terrier. Everything was going well until I got into line to pay. I'm stuck in back of this obnoxious woman talking loudly on her cell. She grabs a candybar along with the cat food she has in her fat hands and gives them to the cashier. Fatty is still talking loudly on her cell when the cashier tells her the total ($ 20.74). She finally gets off her cell and hands the cashier a $20. Cashier again tells her the total and she starts looking through her purse and starts mumbling and rambling on. After about 2 minutes of looking for more $, cashier says "if you put the candy bar back, you'll be under $20". Fatty ignores the cashier and keeps looking for more cash (Not going to give up on the Candy Bar obv). I'm starting to get salty with all this unnecessary waiting and finally pull out a Benjamin and tell the cashier "I'll cover the difference for her". Then the following exchange takes place between me and fatty:

Moshzilla "Thanks so much honey"
Me "No problem, Glad I could help"
Me "Oh, and by the way congratulations"
Moshzilla "For what?"
Me "When's the baby due?"
Moshzilla gets really huffy and grabs her stuff and starts leaving when she shouts "I'M NOT PREGNANT!" and walks out the door.

Once she's out the door, me and the cashier bust out laughing.

Beat: At work til 5 AM.
Variance: Sunday's are doubletime.