What GOD says about oral sex

[NNNNOOOOONAN]

never started a thread in OOT before, but just thought this was hilariously interesting. and yes, i am christian.

web page

the other categories are just as laughable.

[The Stranger]

this is clearly a level by the site's authors

[kipin]

I think this is a satirical website you crazy Christian.


Taken from the page on fisting.

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So far we have only discussed a husband fisting his wife, but some couples may wonder if it is appropriate for a wife to fist her husband if he enjoys anal stimulation. In most cases, a wife indulging her husband’s desire to receive light anal play is not problematic in the context of a healthy sexual relationship. A wife may even anally penetrate her partner with a strap-on dildo if he enjoys this, and if their respective roles as husband and wife are secure outside of the bedroom.

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[mbillie1]

my girlfriend is a catholic, she's going to be forced to read this at c**kpoint when she gets home.

"the necessity of swallowing - the sin of spilling the seed" LOL

[kipin]

http://www.sexinchrist.com/reader.html

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Hendricks433]

Im a Christian and my non Christian friend who has a semi Christian g/f showed me this site a while ago. He was actually believing some of the stuff. I couldn't believe he actually bought some of it. The stuff is so off the wall ridiculous. I couldnt imagine trying to justify the stuff like they do.

[NNNNOOOOONAN]

that's what i was getting at. at first i read it and was like. AWESOME. then i read it and was like, yeah, i guess if you phrase it that way, maybe. then i read it and was like, WTF?

kind of does look satirical, but there are some people out there just crazy enough to believe this kind of crap.

[pergesu]

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kind of does look satirical, but there are some people out there just crazy enough to believe this kind of crap.

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lol because believing that dudes get swallowed by whales or that water turns to wine or someone turned into a pillar of salt is COMPLETELY NORMAL

[NNNNOOOOONAN]

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kind of does look satirical, but there are some people out there just crazy enough to believe this kind of crap.

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lol because believing that dudes get swallowed by whales or that water turns to wine or someone turned into a pillar of salt is COMPLETELY NORMAL

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exactly. just think about that.

[forshure]

I thought it was obv satirical as well, but the threesome one sounds pretty serious and caused me to question whether or not it was actually a satire.