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Old 07-06-2007, 11:10 AM
LionelHutz00 LionelHutz00 is offline
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Default NEIFI IS ON THE JUICE!!!!

It's ESPNEWS' little corner headline, but here's the only article i could find about it.

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WASHINGTON, July 6 (Reuters) - Detroit Tigers shortstop Neifi Perez has been suspended 25 games for testing positive for a banned stimulant, Major League Baseball said Friday.
The 34-year-old native of the Dominican Republic has appeared in 33 games this season and is batting .172 with one home run and six RBI.
Perez, a 12-year veteran, had violated baseball's Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program, the league said, adding that his suspension would begin immediately.


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I know it's not steroids, but still it's pretty funny. Neifi's line this year: .175/.224/.270
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Old 07-06-2007, 11:15 AM
SuperUberBob SuperUberBob is offline
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Default Re: NEIFI IS ON THE JUICE!!!!

This would totally debunk the theory that having a breakout year after the prime of your career is an indicator for steroid use.
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Old 07-06-2007, 11:40 AM
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His teammates probably turned him in.
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:02 PM
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man, that guy was cheating and still blowed...
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:21 PM
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His teammates probably turned him in.

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looool.
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Old 07-06-2007, 01:17 PM
Dusty Baker Dusty Baker is offline
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Dude, I had no idea my jizz was banned.
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Old 07-06-2007, 03:46 PM
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Dude, I had no idea my jizz was banned.

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Old 07-06-2007, 06:31 PM
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Dude, I had no idea my jizz was banned.

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A+
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Old 07-06-2007, 01:17 PM
DonkeyKongSr DonkeyKongSr is offline
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Default Re: NEIFI IS ON THE JUICE!!!!

2002 - 4 HR
2003 - 1 HR
2004 - 4 HR
2005 - 9 HR
2006 - 2 HR
2007 - 1 HR

I think it's just residual roids left over from 2005.
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Old 07-06-2007, 02:33 PM
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As a Twins fan, I think this is terrible news.
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