Worst song to get a lapdance to?

SuitedSixes · #1 07-06-2007, 02:37 AM

Nothing beats the sounds system in a strip club (especially Human's Being by Van Halen). But what song do you absolutely not want to hear while "Treasure" is grinding up on you in the Champagne Room?

I vote for "Papa Don't Preach"

Duke · #2 07-06-2007, 02:54 AM

Danny's Song.

BDub1 · #3 07-06-2007, 02:54 AM

Santa Claus is coming Tonight

hobbes9324 · #4 07-06-2007, 02:59 AM

Onward Christian Soldiers

kyleb · #5 07-06-2007, 02:59 AM

probably anything by anal [censored] or mindless self-indulgence

on second thought that might be awesome

mused01 · #6 07-06-2007, 03:48 AM

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i just creamed myself just thinking about getting a lapdance to "bring the pain"

Duke · #7 07-06-2007, 03:00 AM

John Cage's 4'33"

catalyst · #8 07-06-2007, 03:10 AM

lennon's Imagine

Senor Cardgage · #9 07-06-2007, 05:58 AM

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This would make me ever-so-slightly uncomfortable. Good pick.

bwana devil · #10 07-07-2007, 08:35 AM

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first one that came to mind was soundgarden's "one minute of silence". same awkward effect but less nudie time.