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Angeben: Beste Lesung jemals
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ich editiere: musste die Headline...ehm..Kopfzeile ändern...es kann doch kein OPA post auf Denglish geben, oder????? Hercules PokerStars Game #10714231941: Tournament #54019425, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/01 - 14:16:31 (ET) Table '54019425 2' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: Siebentonner (1985 in chips) Seat 2: OpaaufPoka (1015 in chips) Seat 5: bastardo333 (1235 in chips) Seat 6: JDNIK83 (2945 in chips) Seat 7: emkai (1700 in chips) Seat 8: x7DaNieL (980 in chips) Seat 9: t.mara (1590 in chips) x7DaNieL: posts small blind 15 t.mara: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to OpaaufPoka [8d 8h] Siebentonner: calls 30 x7DaNieL said, "169 is xpert speech" OpaaufPoka: calls 30 bastardo333: folds JDNIK83: folds emkai: folds x7DaNieL: folds t.mara: checks *** FLOP *** [2s 9h 8s] t.mara: checks Siebentonner: bets 90 OpaaufPoka: calls 90 t.mara: folds *** TURN *** [2s 9h 8s] [6h] x7DaNieL said, "KJ is 1" Siebentonner: bets 180 OpaaufPoka said, "I has 107" OpaaufPoka: calls 180 *** RIVER *** [2s 9h 8s 6h] [4s] Siebentonner: checks OpaaufPoka said, "nooooooooooooooooo" OpaaufPoka said, "he got his flush" x7DaNieL said, "shove" OpaaufPoka said, "I die" x7DaNieL said, "shove for value".......ICH SCHIEBE FÜR WERT! OpaaufPoka said, "i has 888" OpaaufPoka said, "was is shove?".....= SCHIEBEN!!!! x7DaNieL said, "pushen" .............SCHUBSEN!!!!! OpaaufPoka said, "he has flush"....... OpaaufPoka said, "obv.".............OFFENBAR!!! OpaaufPoka said, "i check for read" OpaaufPoka: checks *** SHOW DOWN *** Siebentonner: shows [Ts As] (a flush, Ace high) OpaaufPoka: mucks hand Siebentonner collected 645 from pot OpaaufPoka said, "yessssssssssssss"...ohoh...es heisst JAJAJAJAJAJAAAJAJAJAJAJAJJA..... *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 645 | Rake 0 .....Ganzer Rechen: 0 Board [2s 9h 8s 6h 4s] Seat 1: Siebentonner showed [Ts As] and won (645) with a flush, Ace high Seat 2: OpaaufPoka mucked [8d 8h] Seat 5: bastardo333 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: JDNIK83 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: emkai (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: x7DaNieL (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 9: t.mara (big blind) folded on the Flop |
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Re: Brag: Best read ever
PokerStars Game #10714481765: Tournament #54019425, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/01 - 14:30:40 (ET)
Table '54019425 2' 9-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: Siebentonner (1970 in chips) Seat 2: OpaaufPoka (685 in chips) Seat 5: bastardo333 (1100 in chips) Seat 6: JDNIK83 (3650 in chips) Seat 7: emkai (1925 in chips) Seat 8: x7DaNieL (1420 in chips) Seat 9: t.mara (700 in chips) OpaaufPoka: posts small blind 25 bastardo333: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to OpaaufPoka [Jh Qc] x7DaNieL said, "RIGGED" OpaaufPoka said, "???" x7DaNieL said, "??????????????????????" x7DaNieL said, "WAS WAR DAS?" JDNIK83: raises 100 to 150 OpaaufPoka said, "looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool" emkai: calls 150 x7DaNieL: folds t.mara: folds Siebentonner: folds x7DaNieL said, "YES" t.mara said, "so ein scei" OpaaufPoka said, "t.mara had three pairs" OpaaufPoka: calls 125 bastardo333: folds *** FLOP *** [7c 6s Jd] OpaaufPoka: checks JDNIK83: checks OpaaufPoka said, "I has to push" emkai: bets 200 OpaaufPoka said, "they have AJ" OpaaufPoka said, "aj?or KJ?" OpaaufPoka said, "I pushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" OpaaufPoka: raises 200 to 400 JDNIK83: folds emkai: raises 200 to 600 OpaaufPoka said, "****kkkkk" x7DaNieL said, "boom im back" OpaaufPoka said, "kj" OpaaufPoka: calls 135 and is all-in x7DaNieL said, "calling KK for deception" *** TURN *** [7c 6s Jd] [7h] OpaaufPoka said, "what a readddddddddddddddd" *** RIVER *** [7c 6s Jd 7h] [3c] x7DaNieL said, "LOL" x7DaNieL said, "KJ" *** SHOW DOWN *** OpaaufPoka: shows [Jh Qc] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens) emkai: shows [Kd Jc] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens - King kicker) emkai collected 1570 from pot x7DaNieL said, "NICE HAND" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1570 | Rake 0 Board [7c 6s Jd 7h 3c] Seat 1: Siebentonner (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: OpaaufPoka (small blind) showed [Jh Qc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens Seat 5: bastardo333 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: JDNIK83 folded on the Flop Seat 7: emkai showed [Kd Jc] and won (1570) with two pair, Jacks and Sevens Seat 8: x7DaNieL folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: t.mara folded before Flop (didn't bet) |
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Re: Brag: Best read ever
krass alter! HAU DIE NUDDEL EY WOW SICK ALDER UND SO!
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Re: Brag: Best read ever
"""I has no clue"""
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Re: Brag: Best read ever
lool!
geh sterben! |
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Re: Brag: Best read ever
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lool! geh sterben! [/ QUOTE ] #2 mal schauen wieviele # wir zusammenbekommen [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] |
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lool! geh sterben! [/ QUOTE ] #3 zumal das ja ins BBV gehört.. aber denken gehörte noch nie zur stärke gewisser leute [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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Re: Brag: Best read ever
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lool! geh sterben! [/ QUOTE ] #3 and learn poker fish! |
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lool! geh sterben! [/ QUOTE ] #6 |
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Re: Brag: Best read ever
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lool! geh sterben! [/ QUOTE ] Wie muss man drauf sein um so etwas einem Menschen zu wünschen? Oder ist das irgendso ein Internetnerdphrasensatz? Wer ist eigentlich klay? Der hat hier ja auch schon mit augerwöhnlicher Dummheit geglänzt. Die allerdings lang nicht so witzig ist wie die von Opaaufpoker. |
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