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Get poked in the eye twice | 25 | 44.64% | |
Get kicked in the nuts once | 31 | 55.36% | |
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LOL DONKAMENTS. FU STARS. RIGGED. LDO.
10+R $55k guaranteed. I have an extensive history of going deep, or deep-but-not-deep-enough, and getting f!@#ed over. I swear to christ i am going to kick a puppy.
Profit from these 10+r $55k crapshoots (real buxxxx): maybe $300 In sklansky buxxxx: i run so bad that actually putting a reasonable estimate up would result in insta-suicide PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t2000 (9 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter MP2 (t187729) MP3 (t38440) CO (t28132) Button (t42486) Hero (t40588) BB (t13318) UTG (t22696) UTG+1 (t66002) MP1 (t3830) Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t6000</font>, Hero calls t5000, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to t13218</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t42386</font>, Hero calls t34488 (All-In). Hero has A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] BB has J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Button has K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Hero has visions of sugar plums dancing in his head, followed by KK2 flops Flop: (t95792) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font> <font color="blue">OK so imminent suckout pending obv, right about... </font> Turn: (t95792) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font> <font color="blue">...now. Right on cue. But at least I still have the </font> River: (t95792) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font> <font color="blue">side... pot.</font> Final Pot: t95792 Results: Hero has Ah As (one aneurysm). BB has Jd Js (straight, die in a grease fire). Button has Kc Kh (three of a kind, kill yourself). Outcome: f!@# the OP. </font> http://www.pokerhand.org/index.php?page=view&hand=1208326 for the graphically inclined |
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Re: LOL DONKAMENTS. FU STARS. RIGGED. LDO.
Option for I just wasted half my roll playing FKING ROULETTE OF ALL THE SITTY GAMES OH CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHAT THE [censored] HAVE I DONE pls.
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Re: LOL DONKAMENTS. FU STARS. RIGGED. LDO.
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Option for I just wasted half my roll playing FKING ROULETTE OF ALL THE SITTY GAMES OH CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHAT THE [censored] HAVE I DONE pls. [/ QUOTE ]this post both scares and confuses me... wp, sir |
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Re: LOL DONKAMENTS. FU STARS. RIGGED. LDO.
Didn't think I was going to like this post from the title, but well written, would read again.
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Re: LOL DONKAMENTS. FU STARS. RIGGED. LDO.
****ING UNREAL
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Re: LOL DONKAMENTS. FU STARS. RIGGED. LDO.
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Hero has visions of sugar plums dancing in his head, followed by KK2 flops [/ QUOTE ] Lol, for some reason I loved that part |
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Re: LOL DONKAMENTS. FU STARS. RIGGED. LDO.
lol OP is awesome.
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Re: LOL DONKAMENTS. FU STARS. RIGGED. LDO.
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lol OP is awesome. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: LOL DONKAMENTS. FU STARS. RIGGED. LDO.
rigged obv
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Re: LOL DONKAMENTS. FU STARS. RIGGED. LDO.
rigged
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