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Alright, so I'm sitting in one of the stalls at my office taking a [censored]. I hear the door to the bathroom open, someone walks over to the urinal and unzips. I can tell who the guy is because he was just getting off the phone when he came in. He's an older guy (probably like 50). So he starts pissing - and he's making all this noise, like grunting. And you can hear the piss coming out like 1 squirt at a time (almost like what happens when you have a hard on and try to piss).
So this goes on for a few moments and then he goes over to the sink and washes his hands. So I was like okay, he's old and has to force it out. I was expecting him to walk out of the bathroom then, but instead he walks into the stall beside me and unzips his pants again. I can see his feet under the edge of the stall and they're aimed sideways (like he is definitely not sitting on the head) and I hear him unrolling the toilet paper ... so I figure he's wiping the seat off. Nope, I hear him wiping his ass then. He gets more toiled paper like 4-5 times and then flushes the toilet, pulls his pants back up, washes his hands again, and leaves. So wtf? Did he try to piss so much that he [censored] his pants? I'm so confused... edit: and oh yea, today was the 3rd time this happened... |
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seems like some poop while pushing his piss out
guess he has problems |
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He prob has an enlarged prostate and can't piss for nothing. No clue with the wiping the ass thing. Maybe he had a wet fart and needed to clean up a little. Lol sharts!
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He prob has an enlarged prostate and can't piss for nothing. No clue with the wiping the ass thing. Maybe he had a wet fart and needed to clean up a little. Lol sharts! [/ QUOTE ] lol this happens every time he comes in! God, I do not want to get old... |
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Here's what it is...
The guy does not wipe thoroughly in the morning. During the course of the day, he sweats and it gets a little muddy back there. While pissing, he feels the moistness of his backside. So, he goes inthe stall and cleans it up. |
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Here's what it is... The guy does not wipe thoroughly in the morning. During the course of the day, he sweats and it gets a little muddy back there. While pissing, he feels the moistness of his backside. So, he goes inthe stall and cleans it up. [/ QUOTE ] If it's from not wiping well enough in the morning, why not just take the extra couple seconds to do a better job so then you don't have to do it several times a day thereafter. Or use a baby wipe if it's honestly that hard to get your ass crack clean. |
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he prolly jerked off into the urinal then heard someone in the handicap stall and went into the adjecent one to check for a glory hole.
Standard with old people. No glory hole = play it off like you sharted in your pants. Again, standard. |
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