variance: poker and masturbating

LionelHutz00 · #1 06-22-2007, 03:48 AM

Today I played 2200 hands of poker and masturbated 6 times. I did not leave the house.

graphs plz

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plzleenowhammy · #2 06-22-2007, 03:51 AM

works better at live poker

friskyfleabag · #3 06-22-2007, 12:35 PM

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works better at live poker

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citanul · #4 06-22-2007, 03:51 AM

you jerked off 4 times by noon. you might have a problem.

Spechel EDD · #5 06-22-2007, 03:56 AM

everytime you jerked off you got stacked for 100bb's

might want to work on not getting so orgasm eyed and misreading your hand there champ

Bakes · #6 06-22-2007, 11:08 AM

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everytime you jerked off you got stacked for 100bb's

might want to work on not getting so orgasm eyed and misreading your hand there champ

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my gf hates when i get all "orgasm eyed"

UnblinkingEye · #7 06-22-2007, 11:56 AM

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my gf hates when i get all "orgasm eyed"

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I know I haven't been posting here very long, but I have been lurking for quite some time, and I believe we should, as a forum, find any excuse whatsoever to use the term "Orgasm Eyed" whenever possible at the tables. Just a thought.

~Mike

UnblinkingEye · #8 06-22-2007, 12:20 PM

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my gf hates when i get all "orgasm eyed"

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I know I haven't been posting here very long, but I have been lurking for quite some time, and I believe we should, as a forum, find any excuse whatsoever to use the term "Orgasm Eyed" whenever possible at the tables. Just a thought.

~Mike

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Like right here,

Poker Stars
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.50/$1 Blinds
8 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>SB: $31.50</u>
<u>Hero (BB): $59.45</u>
UTG: $108.10
UTG+1: $71.80
MP1: $45.50
MP2: $90.50
CO: $81.10
BTN: $57.20

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (8 Players)
5 folds, BTN calls $1.00, SB raises all-in to $31.50, Hero calls $30.50, BTN folds

Flop: ($64) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($64) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($64) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $64.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Sevens and Sixes) and LOST (-$31.50)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Sixes) and WON (+$29.50)

Like right here, "You shouldn't get all orgasm eyed over middle pairs."

~Mike

LionelHutz00 · #9 06-22-2007, 04:02 AM

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you jerked off 4 times by noon. you might have a problem.

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oh this is definitely not typical.

hauchen · #10 06-22-2007, 04:03 AM

God funniest post ever

Jerkin and Pokehering fo lyfe!