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Brag : I got another parking ticket
So yeah I own a very unballa car that is quite wasted and basically parked in the street 24/7 and every damn 2 days i forget to switch street so I've got like 12 parking tickets in the last 30 days. Got another one this morning (42$) and decided I would quickly win 42$ at poker (while working).
I open a single table of baby stakes, play 8 hands and stop. All hands vs same villain, huge donkey (holla PaRTY!) sitting with 3.4 buyins... Cleaned in 5 minutes. Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $48.75 BB: $99.62 UTG: $167.18 MP: $49.75 CO: $24.35 <font color="black">Hero (BTN): $56.25</font> <font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players) <font color="red">UTG raises to $1.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.50</font>, 2 folds, UTG calls $3.50 <font color="black">Flop:</font> ($9.75) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">UTG bets $6.00</font>, Hero calls $6.00 <font color="black">Turn:</font> ($21.75) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">UTG bets $6.00</font>, Hero calls $6.00 <font color="black">River:</font> ($33.75) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">UTG bets $10.68</font>, Hero calls $10.68 Pot Size: $55.11 ($2.75 Rake) UTG had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pairs, Fives and Fours) and LOST (-$27.18) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pairs, Fives and Fours) and WON (+$25.18) Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $147.00 BB: $49.75 UTG: $24.35 <font color="black">Hero (MP): $73.93</font> CO: $48.50 BTN: $98.87 <font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players) UTG folds, Hero calls $0.50, CO folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $2.50</font>, SB calls $2.25, BB calls $2.00, Hero calls $2.00 <font color="black">Flop:</font> ($10) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players) <font color="red">SB bets $6.00</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $6.00, BTN folds <font color="black">Turn:</font> ($22) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">SB bets $3.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20.00</font>, SB calls $17.00 <font color="black">River:</font> ($62) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">SB bets $6.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $45.43</font>, SB calls $39.43 Pot Size: $152.86 ($3 Rake) SB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$73.93) Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pairs, Aces and Fives) and WON (+$75.93) Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $28.30 <font color="black">Hero (BB): $149.86</font> UTG: $48.50 MP: $94.37 CO: $71.07 BTN: $47.00 <font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players) 2 folds, CO calls $0.50, BTN folds, SB calls $0.25, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, CO calls $1.50, SB calls $1.50 <font color="black">Flop:</font> ($6) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $3.50</font>, CO calls $3.50, SB folds <font color="black">Turn:</font> ($13) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $7.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $14.00</font>, Hero calls $7.00 <font color="black">River:</font> ($41) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets all-in for $51.57</font>, Hero calls $51.57 Pot Size: $144.14 ($3 Rake) CO had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$71.07) Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and WON (+$70.07) [/ENDOFBORINGBRAG] |
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Re: Brag : I got another parking ticket
real ballas place monies on their windshields to prepay the ticket.
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Re: Brag : I got another parking ticket
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real ballas place monies on their windshields to prepay the ticket. [/ QUOTE ] thats so awesome |
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Re: Brag : I got another parking ticket
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real ballas place monies on their windshields AND give hundos to every hobo living around to make sure they go shoot themselve with smack and don't steal windshield money to prepay the ticket. real ballas also consider moving somewhere else [/ QUOTE ] FYP |
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Re: Brag : I got another parking ticket
Real ballas ride the bus.
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Re: Brag : I got another parking ticket
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real ballas place a blank cheque on their windshields to prepay the ticket. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Brag : I got another parking ticket
real ballas don't give a [censored] about parking tickets
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Re: Brag : I got another parking ticket
You should have just sat at 25/50 and stolen the blinds. You played 7 hands too many.
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Re: Brag : I got another parking ticket
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You should have just sat at 25/50 and stolen the blinds. You played 7 hands too many. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Brag : I got another parking ticket
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real ballas don't give a [censored] about parking tickets [/ QUOTE ] winner |
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