SPACE RESERVED FOR CHINA TRIP REPORT

[shortline99]

It's 4:14 PM in Beijing. I fly home tomorrow at 11:00 AM (or 11PM on June 4th). I arrive home at 8PM on June 5th. There may be pictures and stories.

If my China stories aren't good enough, one of my best friends in high school (the one that skipped graduation to get a fake passport and run to Columbia to teach english then swallowed a bag of cocaine to get back past the border then was arrested by MIT for possession and creating a hazardous synthesis device before running from the law and getting lost in the Mt. Holyoke woods) is now presumed dead and having his memorial services next week. See, this is what I miss in China. Completely out of touch.

Any questions can be asked here and I will answer in this thread before I get the official report up on Tuesday night (most likely).

[kyro]

I thought you were going to stay there permanently. I had my hopes up and everything.

[JaredL]

What's any of this have to do with the price of tea over there?

[amplify]

Any good chinese food places?

[clowntable]

Did you crash the stock exchange?

[bravos1]

Where did you stay in Beijing? Were else besides Beijing did you go?

I was there back in... hmm I think it was Sept/Oct?

[shortline99]

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Did you crash the stock exchange?

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You can't spell stock exchange without sex.

I had none.

So, yes.

[Hornacek]

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Did you crash the stock exchange?

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yeah seriously wtf

[shortline99]

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Any good chinese food places?

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A few. However, there are some awesome Pizza Huts here. McDonald's chicken is weird and bony.

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Any good chinese food places?

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A few. However, there are some awesome Pizza Huts here. McDonald's chicken is weird and bony.

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Dude, that's not chicken.