Official June [censored] thread

[ASPoker8]

Beat: 3/15 in 5400fpp, 10 person, 4 seat satellites.
Variance: It was right after I sent a large check home, so obv standard.

Nice start to the month

GG 81K fpps

[Chesskid1]

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Dear PokerStars player,

You are receiving this email because you have ended the month of May in the top
150 of all PokerStars players on the yearly Tournament Leaderboard.
Congratulations!

You have been registered to play in Tournament #51677442, "WSOP: top 150 TLB
players this year play for 4 seats", which begins at 14:00 ET on 10 June 2007.
To play, simply ensure that you are logged in to the PokerStars client at that
time to take your seat. The top four finishers in the satellite will win a WSOP
package!

Good luck, and congratulations on the success thus far this year which has
earned you this opportunity!

All the best,

Bryan S.
Tournaments Administrator
PokerStars Poker Room Management Team


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PokerStars is sexy, didn't know they do this [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] comes out to like $300 per person buyin, but the field is uhh pretty tough but vn of them. (brag)

[kleath]

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[ QUOTE ]
Dear PokerStars player,

You are receiving this email because you have ended the month of May in the top
150 of all PokerStars players on the yearly Tournament Leaderboard.
Congratulations!

You have been registered to play in Tournament #51677442, "WSOP: top 150 TLB
players this year play for 4 seats", which begins at 14:00 ET on 10 June 2007.
To play, simply ensure that you are logged in to the PokerStars client at that
time to take your seat. The top four finishers in the satellite will win a WSOP
package!

Good luck, and congratulations on the success thus far this year which has
earned you this opportunity!

All the best,

Bryan S.
Tournaments Administrator
PokerStars Poker Room Management Team


[/ QUOTE ]



PokerStars is sexy, didn't know they do this [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] comes out to like $300 per person buyin, but the field is uhh pretty tough but vn of them. (brag)

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Assuming all of the 150 actually show

[Chesskid1]

PokerStars Game #10255867635: Tournament #51171362, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/06/03 - 19:14:03 (ET)
Table '51171362 27' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: annatimmi (4711 in chips)
Seat 2: Chessskid (9558 in chips)
Seat 3: 22clown (1890 in chips)
Seat 4: berbeek (9795 in chips)
Seat 5: skufff (12729 in chips)
Seat 6: Blazed3x1 (12488 in chips)
Seat 7: SuperTuan1 (7292 in chips)
Seat 8: LilDragon627 (10440 in chips)
Seat 9: TXFARMDOG (7119 in chips)
annatimmi: posts the ante 50
Chessskid: posts the ante 50
22clown: posts the ante 50
berbeek: posts the ante 50
skufff: posts the ante 50
Blazed3x1: posts the ante 50
SuperTuan1: posts the ante 50
LilDragon627: posts the ante 50
TXFARMDOG: posts the ante 50
Blazed3x1: posts small blind 300
SuperTuan1: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Chessskid [Jd Jh]
LilDragon627: raises 600 to 1200
TXFARMDOG: folds
annatimmi: folds
Chessskid: calls 1200
22clown: folds
berbeek: folds
skufff: folds
Blazed3x1: folds
SuperTuan1: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jc 9c 7c]
LilDragon627: bets 2400
Chessskid: raises 5908 to 8308 and is all-in
LilDragon627: calls 5908
*** TURN *** [Jc 9c 7c] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 9c 7c 8c] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LilDragon627: shows [As Ad] (a flush, King high)
Chessskid: shows [Jd Jh] (a flush, King high)
LilDragon627 collected 10183 from pot
Chessskid collected 10183 from pot
Chessskid said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20366 | Rake 0
Board [Jc 9c 7c 8c Kc]
Seat 1: annatimmi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Chessskid showed [Jd Jh] and won (10183) with a flush, King high
Seat 3: 22clown folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: berbeek folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: skufff (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Blazed3x1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: SuperTuan1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: LilDragon627 showed [As Ad] and won (10183) with a flush, King high
Seat 9: TXFARMDOG folded before Flop (didn't bet)


for big stack in a $50

lost with nut flush vs st8 flush earlier, losing every allin i'm ahead.

its like stars thinks of the worst beats possible to give to me, then dishes it out.

[aejones]

lol, lilholdem is like 6 times worse than i thought he was. sorry if this is old news, it was only recently confirmed to me

[Chesskid1]

PokerStars Game #10260947162: Tournament #51171383, $25.00+$2.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVIII (6000/12000) - 2007/06/04 - 00:49:19 (ET)
Table '51171383 45' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: HardatWork50 (248852 in chips)
Seat 2: Woody8ball (165654 in chips)
Seat 3: jateekell (438616 in chips)
Seat 4: DB1973 (207536 in chips)
Seat 5: geneween (171439 in chips)
Seat 6: Chessskid (113362 in chips)
Seat 7: leonard3p3 (138414 in chips)
Seat 9: Black_Jon (346169 in chips)
HardatWork50: posts the ante 600
Woody8ball: posts the ante 600
jateekell: posts the ante 600
DB1973: posts the ante 600
geneween: posts the ante 600
Chessskid: posts the ante 600
leonard3p3: posts the ante 600
Black_Jon: posts the ante 600
geneween: posts small blind 6000
Chessskid: posts big blind 12000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Chessskid [Ts Td]
leonard3p3: folds
Black_Jon: folds
HardatWork50: folds
Woody8ball: raises 153054 to 165054 and is all-in
jateekell: folds
DB1973: folds
geneween: folds
Chessskid: calls 100762 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8c Th Qc]
*** TURN *** [8c Th Qc] [9s]
Chessskid said, "hold plz"
Chessskid said, "fds"
*** RIVER *** [8c Th Qc 9s] [Kc]
Chessskid said, "fasdf"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Chessskid: shows [Ts Td] (three of a kind, Tens)
Woody8ball: shows [Jc Tc] (a flush, King high)
Woody8ball collected 236324 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 236324 | Rake 0
Board [8c Th Qc 9s Kc]
Seat 1: HardatWork50 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Woody8ball showed [Jc Tc] and won (236324) with a flush, King high
Seat 3: jateekell folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: DB1973 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: geneween (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Chessskid (big blind) showed [Ts Td] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 7: leonard3p3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Black_Jon folded before Flop (didn't bet)



for about 4th in chips with about 20 remaining, first was 8k. hgffasjhdfsdkf [censored] poker.

[Bakes]

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lol, lilholdem is like 6 times worse than i thought he was. sorry if this is old news, it was only recently confirmed to me

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eh i think he is way better than some other "names"...he usually plays pretty good

[swede554]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Dear PokerStars player,

You are receiving this email because you have ended the month of May in the top
150 of all PokerStars players on the yearly Tournament Leaderboard.
Congratulations!

You have been registered to play in Tournament #51677442, "WSOP: top 150 TLB
players this year play for 4 seats", which begins at 14:00 ET on 10 June 2007.
To play, simply ensure that you are logged in to the PokerStars client at that
time to take your seat. The top four finishers in the satellite will win a WSOP
package!

Good luck, and congratulations on the success thus far this year which has
earned you this opportunity!

All the best,

Bryan S.
Tournaments Administrator
PokerStars Poker Room Management Team


[/ QUOTE ]



PokerStars is sexy, didn't know they do this [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] comes out to like $300 per person buyin, but the field is uhh pretty tough but vn of them. (brag)

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Uggh WTF I basically didn't play at all last week because I was taking a break before leaving for Vegas and I end up 166th for the month. I would've played a few extra tourneys if I would've known shiit

edit: ah nevermind it was yearly not monthly tlb...oh well whatever

[Dexytp22]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2735455656: $26,000 Guarantee (20349134), Table 22 - 4000/8000 Ante 1000 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:39:50 ET - 2007/06/22
Seat 1: Bhanks11 (54,969)
Seat 2: jfstid (127,646)
Seat 4: highmoose (315,164)
Seat 5: dexyTP (278,003)
Seat 6: Loki8888 (227,931)
Seat 9: Kayne21 (85,374)
Bhanks11 antes 1,000
jfstid antes 1,000
highmoose antes 1,000
dexyTP antes 1,000
Loki8888 antes 1,000
Kayne21 antes 1,000
Kayne21 posts the small blind of 4,000
Bhanks11 posts the big blind of 8,000
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dexyTP [Qh Qs]
jfstid has 15 seconds left to act
jfstid folds
highmoose raises to 24,000
dexyTP raises to 64,000
Loki8888 folds
Kayne21 folds
Bhanks11 folds
highmoose raises to 314,164, and is all in
dexyTP has 15 seconds left to act
dexyTP: that's sick moooose
dexyTP has requested TIME
dexyTP calls 213,003, and is all in
highmoose shows [Qc Ac]
dexyTP shows [Qh Qs]
Uncalled bet of 37,161 returned to highmoose
*** FLOP *** [6s Ah 9d]
*** TURN *** [6s Ah 9d] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [6s Ah 9d 8s] [9s]
dexyTP: WOWW
highmoose shows two pair, Aces and Nines
dexyTP shows two pair, Queens and Nines
highmoose wins the pot (572,006) with two pair, Aces and Nines
dexyTP stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 572,006 | Rake 0
Board: [6s Ah 9d 8s 9s]
Seat 1: Bhanks11 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: jfstid folded before the Flop
Seat 4: highmoose showed [Qc Ac] and won (572,006) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 5: dexyTP showed [Qh Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 6: Loki8888 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Kayne21 (small blind) folded before the Flop

In the 26k on FTP, SOFDINDIOFNOPSDFINFSDPONSFDOINFSDIOPNFDpoisnopifds naoidasfnadsfpon

Seriously, for enormous chip lead. GODlkdlk

[ZJ123]

I TILTED OUT OF EVERYHITNG THING TONITE AND I DONT EVEN NO WHY, I STARTED OPEN SHOVING IN THE 1K ON FTP, AND WAS JUST BEING RETARDED,TRYING TO GET KNOCKED OUT, MAN [censored] THIS [censored], I JUST CASHED OUT MY WHOLE STARS ROLL. [censored] POKER.