Dear Bison 2007: Spanish for taco

[bisonbison]

Many of you remember how this works.

Me: I have an eighth grade education and a copy of The New Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract in my bathroom.

You: can ask for advice, ask philosophical questions or anything else that comes to mind. You can also PM me and I'll post the question without your name.

I: will return semi-regularly to answer most of these questions in a condescending, dismissive or embarrassingly earnest way until the thread is pretty well dead.

That's how it works. Please ask questions or don't.

[edfurlong]

I'm a total retard, why do they still let me post here?

Is watching tranny porn gay? I usually fast forward through any kissing.

Should I go to thailand or should I get rid of my apartment and put all my [censored] in storage and go to thailand?

[tuq]

Isn't taco in Spanish "taco"? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[pryor15]

Bison,

does Bill James still do the career projections? if so, please pick a player at random and give us his HR total

[xxThe_Lebowskixx]

Will Anacardo find happiness in 2007?

[bisonbison]

Will Anacardo find happiness in 2007?

There's oxygen in a lungful of water.

[bisonbison]

does Bill James still do the career projections? if so, please pick a player at random and give us his HR total

The historical abstract doesn't have projections - it's his top 100 for each position book. But in his 2007 book he has Kevin Youkilis, greek god of walks, at 149 in 1724 career games, which means he'll be playing another 10 years.

If Youkilis is going to average 12 homers a year, I don't see how he lasts that long in an everyday role on the right side of the defensive spectrum, doubles and OBP be damned.

He's not John Olerud.

[IggyWH]

Dear BB,

What is the daddy mack of all lines to cold approach a woman with in a bar?

[bisonbison]

Isn't taco in Spanish "taco"?

Yes.

[kipin]

bison^2,

Which hand do you prefer when you rub and tug?