What I've Learnt from Porn.

adsman · #1 05-15-2007, 11:12 AM

Women will do anything to get out of a speeding ticket.

Penis's shorter than six inches do not exist.

All women are bisexual.

Women will stick anything inside themselves.

Girls only want oral sex for around about ten seconds and will then orgasm immediately.

Female pubic hair does not exist. Neither do Asian men for that matter.

What have the rest of you learnt from porn?

btmagnetw · #2 05-15-2007, 11:14 AM

not funny but i admire your effort, i guess.

ChipWrecked · #3 05-15-2007, 11:16 AM

Pizza delivery guys get laid more than any other career group. Pool boys second.

otnemem · #4 05-15-2007, 11:19 AM

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Pizza delivery guys get laid more than any other career group. Pool boys second.

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When was the last time you watched porn? If recently, was it a VHS tape?

ChipWrecked · #5 05-15-2007, 11:21 AM

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Pizza delivery guys get laid more than any other career group. Pool boys second.

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When was the last time you watched porn? If recently, was it a VHS tape?

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Why yes.

That must be why I didn't understand the 'female pubic hair does not exist' part.

WMB · #6 05-15-2007, 11:15 AM

I'll never be a porn star

vikefan24 · #7 05-15-2007, 11:48 AM

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I'll never be a porn star

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<6 inches?

4_2_it · #8 05-15-2007, 11:51 AM

Music with a funky bass line is a sure fire panty remover.

WMB · #9 05-15-2007, 11:51 AM

No, but you need 8 in that business.

Kneel B4 Zod · #10 05-15-2007, 11:19 AM

girls are really dumb