Beat: drunken booty call results in nosexaments (nsfw)

neuroman · #1 05-15-2007, 02:00 AM

Brag: drunken booty call at 11:30
Variance: can't get there for an hour
Beat: so wasted when I get there that sex isn't happening

Passed out in the next room. BBV, what's my play?

neuroman · #2 05-15-2007, 02:00 AM

also, no pictures, however I will appease you with these similarly chested girls:

Lurker. · #3 05-15-2007, 02:08 AM

wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

whoisthedrizzle · #4 05-15-2007, 02:09 AM

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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i agree with that second part.

Lurker. · #5 05-15-2007, 02:12 AM

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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i agree with that second part.

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i see what you did there.

neuroman · #6 05-15-2007, 02:20 AM

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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i agree with that second part.

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i see what you did there.

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ok so if I was captain of a ship and there was no harbormaster on duty, what port would I dock at?

T-God · #7 05-15-2007, 02:20 AM

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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i agree with that second part.

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i sgree with what you did there.

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neuroman · #8 05-15-2007, 02:10 AM

Actually I only drove for ten minutes. I was cooking red beans and rice, I had to wait before I could leave.

ThaHammer · #9 05-15-2007, 02:16 AM

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Actually I only drove for ten minutes. I was cooking red beans and rice, I had to wait before I could leave.

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Wouldn't want to let any of the costlier foods goto waste. I agree with your decision to miss sex for beans.

neuroman · #10 05-15-2007, 02:19 AM

I AM POOR, OK? THAT POT OF BEANS IS GOING TO FEED ME FOR WEEKS