Make my GF jealous BBV. And win monies.

[WhatItDooBBV]

Heres the story. Cliff notes at the bottom of course.

My gf of 2.5 years broke up last week because she was being a lying whore to me and I didn't trust her. So obviously this week she has been hanging out with all kinds of guys. Just to piss me off I suspect. But I know she also cares about me because she keeps wanting to talk to me and see me. Basically [censored] with my head.

So I need to retaliate some how. She says she would not be jealous of me if I started seeing/talking to some girl but I know she would. She was always wanted to check my facebook to see who was talking to me. Since this went on for so long, I pretty much had no female friends left when we broke up.

I don't want to actually go find some girl and SIIHP (this is not an EricW gimmick account btw). I just want to make her jealous somehow. So help me BBV. What should I do? Maybe something on facebook? Maybe some fake girl on facebook with hot picture of course? Something on facebook would be easiest because she checks it religiously.

Whoever comes up with the best solid idea (with everything necessary included). So if it was a facebook thing you would need a picture plus what to say on my wall from the fake account. Winnar gets $10 on stars.

No pics of gf. Sorry.

Let us gogogogo

Ciff notes: Broke up with gf. She is being a whore to make me jealous. I need to make her jealous. Tell me how. Winner gets $10.

[Barretboy]

Claim pooptoad is your new GF.

[jmill2511]

1. Write on a different ex's wall. Preferably a hot/slutty one that you're still in contact with.
2. Wait for her to write back saying how much she wants to get together.
3. Laugh as gf goes apeshit
4. Profit

[WhatItDooBBV]

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1. Write on a different ex's wall. Preferably a hot/slutty one that you're still in contact with.
2. Wait for her to write back saying how much she wants to get together.
3. Laugh as gf goes apeshit
4. Profit

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Since this was such a long relationship, I haven't had many others. Just 2. One does not have facebook. The other one not very slutty. The one I'm trying to make jealous is definitely sluttiest that I've had. So I need something dramatic

[WhatItDooBBV]

This is BBV4Life and you want me to do nothing? I must say I am disappointed so far. That may be the best advice though.

[kyleparks]

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This is BBV4Life and you want me to do nothing? I must say I am disappointed so far. That may be the best advice though.

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well i could make a very lavish way for you to go about things... but im giving you the best route.

[its_just_me]

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This is BBV4Life and you want me to do nothing? I must say I am disappointed so far. That may be the best advice though.

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actually the best advice was:
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now get drunk and [censored] some [censored]

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ducy?

[lippy]

Kyleparks is COMPLETELY RIGHT. If you try to make her jealous, you're just giving her the attention she wants by trying to you jealous.

Don't call her. Don't answer her calls. Don't text her. Nothing.

If you happen to communicate with her, be cordial. Not nice, not impolite.

[Money2Burn]

[ QUOTE ]
Kyleparks is COMPLETELY RIGHT. If you try to make her jealous, you're just giving her the attention she wants by trying to you jealous.

Don't call her. Don't answer her calls. Don't text her. Nothing.

If you happen to communicate with her, be cordial. Not nice, not impolite.

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This is the correct move, but OP will never be able to go through with it.

[kyleparks]

well i recently went through something like this.

i broke up with my girlfriend, who is a 9.5 because she is a nutcase. anyways afterward she started effing my best friend (at the time). i just wrote them both off and it worked out for the best... randomly a few weeks later his ex who he was still in love with who is easily an 8 got all drunk with me and up on my nuts. so yeah...

but wheres my monies fo realz?