Faking School For HOT STUFF

Overfloater · #1 04-22-2007, 01:31 AM

Hello fanclub,

As you all know, I dropped out of university 3 years in so that I could play poker professionally as a no limit superstar. Things are going really well.

Still, I dont have as much exposer to people approximately my own age, so I would like to change that.

Im interested in pretending to go to university again so I can have better access to 17-19 year old girls. In what way should I execute this plan? I have money, but I also have a stingy jew pocket and I would like to spend the minimal, and if possible, hide my horde of jew gold.

Here are the expected traits of said villains:
- young
- havent had the cube run on the them yet
- hot
- emotional
- not as smart as me

Overfloater · #2 04-22-2007, 01:35 AM

Oh ya , and by "pretending" I mean being around campus, maybe evne going to lectures, but not actaully being enrolled

gol4pro · #3 04-22-2007, 01:41 AM

you should repost this in the pedophile forum.

g-bebe · #4 04-22-2007, 01:43 AM

I posted this in another thread, but I figured I'd repost it because you need to get a life too.

Overfloater · #5 04-22-2007, 03:10 AM

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you should repost this in the pedophile forum.

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Hello my good friend. The age of consent in Canada is only 14. I myself am only 21. As a 21 year old, I still find many 17-19 yr olds attractive. It is the biology of me.

multious · #6 04-22-2007, 03:42 AM

where in canada are you? you can come to my parties i guess if you're rich

Oderec · #7 04-22-2007, 04:34 AM

I think your obvious play is to find a friend who is in college, knows a good amount of people, and go out with him to clubs/parties. They see him at school and assume you are too. Run game/tell them you are nolimit superstar = done deal.

T50_Omaha8 · #8 04-22-2007, 02:14 PM

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Oh ya , and by "pretending" I mean being around campus, maybe evne going to lectures, but not actaully being enrolled

[/ QUOTE ]Wait, isn't this the answer to your question?

Tablerat · #9 05-26-2007, 04:06 AM

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Oh ya , and by "pretending" I mean being around campus, maybe evne going to lectures, but not actaully being enrolled

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Talk to this girl ... (article from The Stanford Daily)

theben · #10 04-22-2007, 05:35 PM

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- not as smart as me

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This should be a very easy req. to meet since you are clearly the most intelligent person here