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Old 04-21-2007, 05:35 PM
ncboiler ncboiler is offline
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Brag: A direct report of mine is retiring. He is a VERY high maintenance employee that bitches, moans and adds his two cents in every conversation even if it does not concern him.

Beat: His retirement dinner is at a nasty ass seafood joint that I believe does not serve alcohol and will be filled with nothing but raisins and blue hairs. dinner is tonight at 7pm

Variance: I like the guy as a person because he is pretty funny and has a lot of interesting life experiences.

I am best in social situations if I have a little bit of a buzz going. With that in mind my plan is to get real drunk before I leave the house and hope I can maintain a buzz throughout the dinner. Normally I like to maintain a certain level of inebriation when I am out but that's not going to work here. I will take advice within reason on how I can drink at this restaurant even though they don't serve alcohol. I thought about brining in a hip flask and hiding it. Below is a graph of my plan: BAC= blood alcohol content

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Old 04-21-2007, 05:43 PM
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flask totally if necessary........i suggest bourbon
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Old 04-21-2007, 05:57 PM
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Whiskey
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Old 04-21-2007, 06:19 PM
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Whiskey

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I have a bad history with whiskey
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Old 04-21-2007, 06:22 PM
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REAL MEN DRINK WHISKEY.

REAL IRISH MEN AT LEAST.

WHISKEY 4 EVA
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Old 04-21-2007, 06:23 PM
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Whiskey

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I have a bad history with whiskey

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whiskey and water then...
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Old 04-21-2007, 06:28 PM
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kentucky straight bourbon whiskey
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Old 04-21-2007, 10:02 PM
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the live room nearest me is no booze (although they keep saying they are about to change).

I'd go with flask of rum. Goes great with a coke. I bring a mini-bottle or two in my coat and just go to the john carrying my coke. works well.
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Old 04-21-2007, 10:09 PM
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the live room nearest me is no booze (although they keep saying they are about to change).

I'd go with flask of rum. Goes great with a coke. I bring a mini-bottle or two in my coat and just go to the john carrying my coke. works well.

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Is this standard restaurant procedure for anybody?
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