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Old 04-18-2007, 08:51 PM
McShove McShove is offline
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Default younghov tells it like it is. (tl;dr)

nolucky17 is younghov, obv.


noluck17: this is ridiculous
Dealer: noluck17 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: shreddar12 shows a straight, Ace high
Dealer: shreddar12 wins the pot ($2,085) with a
straight, Ace high
Dealer: Hand #2237804204
noluck17: funny
System: The $2,000 Guarantee ($24+$2 Razz)
will be starting in 5 minutes.
noluck17: idiots on thsi site
noluck17: couldnt suck more
noluck17: not 1 of u fu.king morons
noluck17: has a clue how ot play
McShove: not me?
noluck17: no not you
Dealer: LUPO820 wins the pot ($23.75)
Dealer: Hand #2237808873
noluck17: u would have played it the same as him
McShove: oh really
noluck17: yes rly
noluck17: since i can go thru my database
Dealer: shreddar12 wins the pot ($23.75)
Dealer: Hand #2237814948
noluck17: and find about 5 hands
noluck17: where u suckout on me
noluck17: in identical fashion
McShove: lol
McShove: do u think you are an unlucky player?
noluck17: no
Dealer: LUPO820 wins the pot ($20)
Dealer: Hand #2237817992
noluck17: i dont think im an unluck yplayer
noluck17: i know im the most unluicky player
McShove: bad karma or what?
Dealer: noluck17 wins the pot ($20)
Dealer: Hand #2237821000
noluck17: my last 2 hands
noluck17: i was 95% or more to win
noluck17: last 20*
noluck17: ive only won 1
McShove: wow
Dealer: noluck17 wins the pot ($25)
Dealer: Hand #2237824049
McShove: 95 % huh
noluck17: yep
McShove: thats a pretty big percentage
noluck17: such as
noluck17: flop 4d 5d 7d
noluck17: i lose with jd 8d to 9c 9h
noluck17: all in on flop
McShove: i hear ya man, i'm really unlucky too
noluck17: flop qj3
noluck17: lose all in aq to a6
Dealer: LUPO820 wins the pot ($97)
Dealer: Hand #2237834807
noluck17: idiot slike the moron to my left
noluck17: calling for gutshots with 5 to 1 odds
noluck17: mcshove
noluck17: u arent unlucky at all
noluck17: ur entire life
noluck17: is like 1 big suckout
noluck17: u suckout nearly every hand
McShove: lol
Dealer: LUPO820 wins the pot ($182)
Dealer: Hand #2237845272
noluck17: u never miss draws
noluck17: and draws never hit against you
noluck17: eveyrtime ive been in with set v ur draw
noluck17: uve hit
noluck17: when tables turned
noluck17: ive never hit
Dealer: noluck17 wins the pot ($107)
Dealer: Hand #2237850209
McShove: i suppose that would explain why i'm
up so much $ on you
noluck17: yep
noluck17: when u knowingly make bad calls
noluck17: just cuz u know ull suckout
noluck17: its easy to be up
Dealer: noluck17 has 15 seconds left to act
McShove: dude i don't know what i'm doing
Dealer: LUPO820 wins the pot ($19)
noluck17: u stack off
Dealer: Hand #2237856395
noluck17: with jacks 10 kicker
noluck17: when i shove
noluck17: on a rainbow board
noluck17: ur obviously a moron
McShove: why do u think you are so unlucky
McShove: god hates you?
noluck17: i think this site is rigged
noluck17: and i dont believe in god
McShove: didn't you think stars was rigged too
noluck17: ive never playe don stars
Dealer: tdogg99 wins the pot ($10)
Dealer: Hand #2237873296
noluck17: so how the @$%% would i think that
McShove: oh i thought you used to
Dealer: noluck17 wins the pot ($25)
Dealer: Hand #2237876123
noluck17: ur name sounds rly familar
McShove: hmm..i dunno
Dealer: tdogg99 wins the pot ($282)
Dealer: Hand #2237883304
McShove: lots of pots from you being shipped my
way
McShove: that's probably it
noluck17: who ar eu on 2p2
McShove: McShove
Dealer: LUPO820 wins the pot ($20)
noluck17: oh i remembe ru now
Dealer: Hand #2237886108
McShove: lol
noluck17: ur the guy who made a big fuss about
wanting to fight me for 10k
noluck17: than backed out
McShove: lol
Dealer: shreddar12 wins the pot ($87)
Dealer: Hand #2237892973
McShove: i didn't back out
McShove: your terms were unreasonable
noluck17: no
noluck17: they were veyr reaosnable
McShove: i didn't want to get shot by your
gangsters
noluck17: since my only term was
noluck17: no arena and ref
noluck17: shot?
McShove: yes, shot
noluck17: im not a thug
McShove: your pic suggests otherwise
noluck17: oh rly?
noluck17: so u saw me from the collar bone up
noluck17: and can tell what i am?
Dealer: McShove has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: LUPO820 wins the pot ($28.50)
Dealer: Hand #2237902632
McShove: indeed
Dealer: tdogg99 wins the pot ($10)
Dealer: Hand #2237904825
noluck17: no your just a coward
noluck17: who never intended to fight
noluck17: u thought i was just talking
McShove: not true
noluck17: and would back down
noluck17: if it came to it
McShove: you gonna be at the WSOP?
noluck17: if i qualify
Dealer: McShove wins the pot ($25)
Dealer: Hand #2237909275
McShove: alright well let me know if you are
Dealer: JustCuts wins the pot ($102)
Dealer: Hand #2237914765
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Old 04-18-2007, 08:56 PM
raptor517 raptor517 is offline
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Default Re: younghov tells it like it is. (tl;dr)

haha what a waste of time reading. i love spitting contests though, what can i say.
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Old 04-18-2007, 08:58 PM
IWntErinNess IWntErinNess is offline
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Default Re: younghov tells it like it is. (tl;dr)

hey mcshove... didn't you fish out matusow not too long ago and parlay it into like $15,000 when you would have otherwise had nothing?
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Old 04-18-2007, 09:00 PM
jfish jfish is offline
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Default Re: younghov tells it like it is. (tl;dr)

youre a mean pimp you know what i mean pimp.
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Old 04-18-2007, 09:24 PM
ArturiusX ArturiusX is offline
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Default Re: younghov tells it like it is. (tl;dr)

younghov is like a phil hellmuth "if luck wasnt in poker, I'd win everytime" kind of guy.
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:11 PM
[Phill] [Phill] is offline
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Default Re: younghov tells it like it is. (tl;dr)

[ QUOTE ]
haha what a waste of time reading. i love spitting contests though, what can i say.

[/ QUOTE ]

Luckily for some reason OP did something to go on my ignore list. Not even bluffthis or Blackjack777 went on ignore. And at least one of them i offered to stab in the face.

Dunno what he did, but it musta been quite bad.
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:57 PM
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Default Re: younghov tells it like it is. (tl;dr)

[ QUOTE ]
noluck17: shot?
McShove: yes, shot
noluck17: im not a thug
McShove: your pic suggests otherwise
noluck17: oh rly?


[/ QUOTE ]

My favorite exchange [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:02 PM
EmpireMaker2 EmpireMaker2 is offline
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Default Re: younghov tells it like it is. (tl;dr)

Wernt u HOFER ON PP U WERE THE WORST EVER
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:28 PM
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Default Re: younghov tells it like it is. (tl;dr)

cliff notes: he won't fight you for 10k cuz he'd get bad beat?
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:36 PM
The Velour Fog The Velour Fog is offline
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Default Re: younghov tells it like it is. (tl;dr)

[ QUOTE ]
McShove: you gonna be at the WSOP?
noluck17: if i qualify
Dealer: McShove wins the pot ($25)
McShove: alright well let me know if you are


[/ QUOTE ]

maybe a 10k fight yo! after all?
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