Best method to kill someone?

[TheProdigy]

Yes, the title is horrible, I know..

The situation is: My and a friend of mine were arguing when he said the words "I think the best way to kill someone would be stabbing them with a really sharp icicle" obviously he means you would have to have it really sharp and frozen and then it would melt afterwards.

I said that is stupid and it would be much easier just to shoot someone, and he said "they will trace it back to you blah blah" But I thought that if you don't have it registered to you then they wouldn't catch you, and also the icicle is close contact so dna evidence and etc would be easily collected, right?

This is not meant to be a gruesome discussion and I am not a serial killer, but I just want to settle the argument and am wondering what you guys think..

[Shadowrun]

the icicle idea is so old its ridiculous- tell your friend to come up with his own ideas.

[kevin017]

shoot them with ice bullets?

[Hawklet]

1. stab them with knife
2. remove knife
3. run (don't forget knife)

[rakes.a.beach]

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1. stab them with knife
2. remove knife
3. run (don't forget knife)
4. ...
5. profit

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[XXXNoahXXX]

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1. stab them with knife
2. remove knife
3. run (don't forget knife)

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make sure to be overdramatic and use some decorative scabbard that you bought from an antique dealer for a lot of money and is uniquely shaped.

[ncboiler]

Make them watch Borat.

[Klompy]

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Make them watch Borat.

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Kill them with laughter?

[timex]

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shoot them with ice bullets?

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You magnificent bastard

[Klompy]

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shoot them with ice bullets?

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You magnificent bastard

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hasn't this been proven impossible on mythbusters?

My vote goes for pozzing them.