I don't have a poem, but if I did it would be sad. (NC Thread)

[MrWookie]

Congrats to JJH for this one.

Enjoy!

[DrModern]

WTF with the title? Come on, the [censored] cox line was great. This [censored] sucks.

[MrWookie]

Mine? That was too long. I can only fit so much into these.

[DrModern]

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Mine? That was too long. I can only fit so much into these.

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Hell yes yours.

P.S. Ho please, you're the mod, you do what you want. (Meaning if you want that [censored] to be long, it's gonna be long.)

[MrWookie]

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Mine? That was too long. I can only fit so much into these.

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Hell yes yours.

P.S. Ho please, you're the mod, you do what you want. (Meaning if you want that [censored] to be long, it's gonna be long.)

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If I was able to do whatever I wanted here, I'd all of a sudden be on a web cam with your ex-girlfriend. Then, as things are getting interesting, she reach through the screen and hand me a beer before the rest of her follows through. I would proceed to tell her "If you want that [censored] to be long, it's gonna be long." The next day, I would post on the forum about your ex's excellent taste in beer and things to do in the shower after she towels me off.

Unfortunately, I can't do all that. I'm limited by the software.

[Zeldark]

She must be more attractive than the average dark box for that kind of talk. I'm guessing that the software upgrade won't let non-mods do those scrolling banners hmm?

[tyler_cracker]

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If I was able to do whatever I wanted here, I'd all of a sudden be on a web cam with your ex-girlfriend. Then, as things are getting interesting, she reach through the screen and hand me a beer before the rest of her follows through.

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taaaaaake ooooooon meeeeeee... take on me!
taaaaaake meeeeeee ooooooon... take on me!



<font color="white">i would do an image, but i'm on dial-up(!!) on a slow computer and it is too much work.</font>

[DrModern]

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Mine? That was too long. I can only fit so much into these.

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Hell yes yours.

P.S. Ho please, you're the mod, you do what you want. (Meaning if you want that [censored] to be long, it's gonna be long.)

[/ QUOTE ]

If I was able to do whatever I wanted here, I'd all of a sudden be on a web cam with your ex-girlfriend. Then, as things are getting interesting, she reach through the screen and hand me a beer before the rest of her follows through. I would proceed to tell her "If you want that [censored] to be long, it's gonna be long." The next day, I would post on the forum about your ex's excellent taste in beer and things to do in the shower after she towels me off.

Unfortunately, I can't do all that. I'm limited by the software.

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Psssh, son, I don't care, I'm too busy getting with drunken Wesleyan girls and drinking PBR. That's right: P-to-the-B-R.

Also, amazing and creative post. Probably the best smack talk I've ever seen you write.

[DrModern]

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Mine? That was too long. I can only fit so much into these.

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Hell yes yours.

P.S. Ho please, you're the mod, you do what you want. (Meaning if you want that [censored] to be long, it's gonna be long.)

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Next NC thread title in bold.

[inferno]

Player 5: Small Blind ($15)
Player 6: Big Blind ($30)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to HERO: [Ah, 5h]
Player 7: Fold
HERO: Raise ($60)
Player 2: Fold
Player 3: Fold
Player 5: Call ($45)
Player 6: Call ($30)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [5s, 5c, 9h]
Player 5: Bet ($30)
Player 6: Call ($30)
HERO: Raise ($60)
Player 5: Raise ($60)
Player 6: Call ($60)
HERO: Raise ($60)
Player 5: Call ($30)
Player 6: Call ($30)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [3c]
Player 5: Check ($0)
Player 6: Check ($0)
HERO: Bet ($60)
Player 5: Raise ($120)
Player 6: Raise ($180)
HERO: Call ($120)
Player 5: Call ($60)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Qd]
Player 5: Check ($0)
Player 6: Bet ($60)
HERO: Call ($60)
Player 5: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Player 6: Show Cards ($0)
HERO: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $1197, Rake $3
Summary HERO: bet $420, won $1197, net $777, HoleCards [Ah, 5h], HiHand [three of a kind, fives with ace kicker] [5s, 5h, 5c, Ah, Qd], won $1197 from main pot
Summary Player 6: bet $420, won $0, net $-420, HoleCards [7d, 5d]