Masturbating in the shower has become a problem

[Cornell Fiji]

Forwarded to me by someone who knows the residents of suite 327...

[slickpoppa]

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Forwarded to me by someone who knows the residents of suite 327...



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April fools prank I assume, and not an original one either. I remember seeing a similar letter on college humor years ago.

[Toro]

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April fools prank I assume, and not an original one either. I remember seeing a similar letter on college humor years ago.

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When I was in college on the football team we had a drill where they would use the blocking sled for tackling drills. Everyone would get a running start and you would explode into the sled and then drive it as if you were tackling.

On my turn, as I whacked the sled the steel support snapped and the coaches went absolutely wild. No one had ever broken the sled before with a hit.

I was so proud. Until a few days later I found a very authentic looking bill on the institutions letterhead from the athletic department for $75.00 for the repair of the apparatus.

I guess I was pretty gullible, because I thought it was real and $75.00 might as well have been a million to me in 1968, I just didn't have it.

Finally, not knowing what to do, I went to the trainer, Leo Jannsen, God rest his soul for advice as he was like a father figure to all us kids. He was very sympathetic of course but said that knowing how cheap those bastards were there was no way that I was going to be able to get out of it.

Of course Leo as a consummate practical joker was the perpetrator of the hoax and they all had a good laugh at my expense.

[dlk9s]

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April fools prank I assume, and not an original one either. I remember seeing a similar letter on college humor years ago.

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When I was in college on the football team we had a drill where they would use the blocking sled for tackling drills. Everyone would get a running start and you would explode into the sled and then drive it as if you were tackling.

On my turn, as I whacked the sled the steel support snapped and the coaches went absolutely wild. No one had ever broken the sled before with a hit.

I was so proud. Until a few days later I found a very authentic looking bill on the institutions letterhead from the athletic department for $75.00 for the repair of the apparatus.

I guess I was pretty gullible, because I thought it was real and $75.00 might as well have been a million to me in 1968, I just didn't have it.

Finally, not knowing what to do, I went to the trainer, Leo Jannsen, God rest his soul for advice as he was like a father figure to all us kids. He was very sympathetic of course but said that knowing how cheap those bastards were there was no way that I was going to be able to get out of it.

Of course Leo as a consummate practical joker was the perpetrator of the hoax and they all had a good laugh at my expense.

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You could have glued the sled back together with semen.

[Annulus]

at least you know your school is pro-masterbation [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]. i would expect something more professionally written coming from Cornell and all.

[El Diablo]

Cornell,

This would have been way funnier if they hadn't written "the staff does not discourage you.."

[Cornell Fiji]

I didn't even consider that this could be an April Fools joke but that that probably makes a lot more sense than it being real. A quick google search did not turn up any hits for this being an urban ledgend type joke. The search did however include a lot of pics of lesbians in the shower.

The third paragraph is actually very typical Cornell... like when, in 2003, they decided to start selling vibrators at the health clinic

[LocustHorde]

Let me guess, 327 Kay Hall is home to engineering and computer science students..

[aramfingal]

i don't see how any male could think this letter is real.
if my shower pipes are still working, then nobody's shower pipes are in danger.

[Hopey]

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i don't see how any male could think this letter is real.
if my shower pipes are still working, then nobody's shower pipes are in danger.

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LOL

OP, it's sad that you actually thought this might be real. Semen clogging the drains...c'mon!