What puts you on monkey tilt?

prodonkey · #1 03-29-2007, 07:51 PM

For me it's people that stomp around instead of walking.. people that sniff constantly like they are [censored] coke heads when they've never done any in their lives. BLOW YOUR NOSE FOR [censored] SAKE and people not washing their hands after using the bathroom.

MasterLJ · #2 03-29-2007, 07:52 PM

SMACKING!!!

WHY DOES MY BOSS SMACK SO MUCH!>!?!?!?!?! HOW CAN YOU SMACK WITH NO FOOD??!?!!!!!!

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW IT'S ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

illuminati · #3 03-29-2007, 07:53 PM

Man people who have poor table/eating manners. Nothing drives me more nuts.

SkinnyLittleTwig · #4 03-29-2007, 08:01 PM

yeah people who don't wash their hands, especially if they work in food... it's like, how much effort does it take? you've traded maybe ten seconds of your precious valuable time for someone else having to literally eat your [censored] and getting salmonella.

qdmcg · #5 03-29-2007, 08:19 PM

traffic
when ppl call with a hand that they are clearly winning w/ and the pot is shipped to them
dumb [censored] bitches (girls)

ncboiler · #6 03-29-2007, 08:26 PM

Someone selling me something and acting like they are doing me a favor.

Avocado · #7 03-29-2007, 08:00 PM

people who listen to loud music (all my neighbors)

jehovah's witnesses knocking my door every sunday

my dog not being able to NOT piss every single room of the house

prodonkey · #8 03-29-2007, 10:17 PM

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SMACKING!!!

WHY DOES MY BOSS SMACK SO MUCH!>!?!?!?!?! HOW CAN YOU SMACK WITH NO FOOD??!?!!!!!!

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW IT'S ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh I forgot about that one.. people that chew with their mouth open are utterly disgusting too.

FoolyCooly · #9 03-29-2007, 10:42 PM

people who ride their bikes in the middle of the road like they're somethin'

farmslicer7 · #10 03-29-2007, 11:03 PM

Two things:

Uggs
Bug-eyed sunglasses

Make hot girls hideous