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BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard
Cliffnotes at bottom.
Beat #1: There are only 7 boy's bathrooms in my high school for approximately 1400 male students. Beat #2: They are all dirty and smell awful all the [censored] time. Beat #3: I ran around to all 7 bathrooms looking in each stall to find a clean place to drop a deuce only to find massive unflushed [censored] or piss covered seats. Beat #4: They lock the [censored] toilet paper so that you can't pull it smooth. BRAG: I managed to find the only open male teacher's bathroom and [censored] in there. It was a delight with rolling toilet paper and non-stanking stalls. Variance: They toilet paper is just as hard in the teacher's bathroom. Cliffnotes: Lot of kids in HS, not enough bathrooms and they're all dirty. I found an open teachers bathroom (normally locked) and [censored] in there. |
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Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard
I'm only going to say this once so pay attention.
Go to the clinic tell them you are sick. Use clean bathroom in clinic. bada bing |
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Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard
did you wash your wittle boy hands after too?
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Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard
1) don't poop in a high school.
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Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard
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1) don't poop in a high school. [/ QUOTE ] yeah no fn shtt. WHo does this kinda stuff? |
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Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard
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did you wash your wittle boy hands after too? [/ QUOTE ] no, then i proceed to shake the hands of everyone in the school in hopes of spreading disease. Edit: [ QUOTE ] 1) don't poop in a high school [/ QUOTE ] how can you go from 8:05 till 3:35 without dropping a deuce? |
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Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard
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how can you go from 8:05 till 3:35 without dropping a deuce? [/ QUOTE ] how fat are you? |
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Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard
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[ QUOTE ] how can you go from 8:05 till 3:35 without dropping a deuce? [/ QUOTE ] how fat are you? [/ QUOTE ] lol i think i pooped once in hs, and that was because i was sick. |
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Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard
I'm 5'10" 160 lbs. being a fat ass would mean you don't crap often because your metabolism is slow.
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Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard
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[ QUOTE ] how can you go from 8:05 till 3:35 without dropping a deuce? [/ QUOTE ] how fat are you? [/ QUOTE ]hahahahaa(i keep lol'ing) One of my friends who is big goes every day, lolz. |
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