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Old 03-27-2007, 08:50 PM
HugItOut BIITCH HugItOut BIITCH is offline
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Default BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard

Cliffnotes at bottom.

Beat #1: There are only 7 boy's bathrooms in my high school for approximately 1400 male students.
Beat #2: They are all dirty and smell awful all the [censored] time.
Beat #3: I ran around to all 7 bathrooms looking in each stall to find a clean place to drop a deuce only to find massive unflushed [censored] or piss covered seats.
Beat #4: They lock the [censored] toilet paper so that you can't pull it smooth.

BRAG: I managed to find the only open male teacher's bathroom and [censored] in there. It was a delight with rolling toilet paper and non-stanking stalls.

Variance: They toilet paper is just as hard in the teacher's bathroom.

Cliffnotes:

Lot of kids in HS, not enough bathrooms and they're all dirty. I found an open teachers bathroom (normally locked) and [censored] in there.
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Old 03-27-2007, 08:53 PM
rubbrband rubbrband is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard

I'm only going to say this once so pay attention.

Go to the clinic tell them you are sick. Use clean bathroom in clinic. bada bing
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Old 03-27-2007, 08:53 PM
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Default Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard

did you wash your wittle boy hands after too?
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Old 03-27-2007, 08:54 PM
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Default Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard

1) don't poop in a high school.
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Old 03-27-2007, 11:01 PM
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Default Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard

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1) don't poop in a high school.

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yeah no fn shtt. WHo does this kinda stuff?
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Old 03-27-2007, 08:56 PM
HugItOut BIITCH HugItOut BIITCH is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard

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did you wash your wittle boy hands after too?

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no, then i proceed to shake the hands of everyone in the school in hopes of spreading disease.

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1) don't poop in a high school

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how can you go from 8:05 till 3:35 without dropping a deuce?
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:02 PM
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Default Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard

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how can you go from 8:05 till 3:35 without dropping a deuce?

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how fat are you?
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:03 PM
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Default Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard

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how can you go from 8:05 till 3:35 without dropping a deuce?

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how fat are you?

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lol


i think i pooped once in hs, and that was because i was sick.
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:07 PM
HugItOut BIITCH HugItOut BIITCH is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard

I'm 5'10" 160 lbs. being a fat ass would mean you don't crap often because your metabolism is slow.
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Old 03-27-2007, 11:06 PM
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Default Re: BEAT: Trying to take a [censored] in HS is hard

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how can you go from 8:05 till 3:35 without dropping a deuce?

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how fat are you?

[/ QUOTE ]hahahahaa(i keep lol'ing)

One of my friends who is big goes every day, lolz.
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