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In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?
I've been seeing hookers semi-regularly for about a year now. I'm not that desperate for affection that I viewed any of my encounters as anything more than empty sex (on my end at least, $$$ on her's, of course). Until today.
Hooker looks hot from her ad, and looks legit from my research (sorry no links). I call her over and get the typical hooker BS. Seriously, hookers are girls with all the bad qualities multiplied by 100. Says she'll be 30 mins, over 2 hours later she finally shows up. 18, blonde, petite, beautiful face, outgoing and semi-intelligent enough to speak right and hold a conversation. I instantly forget to be angry. We jump into bed. Wow. I've been in bed with enough girls (paid and unpaid) to know genuine vs fake and she was either as genuine as they come or as good an actress as they come. Loud, into it, horny, and loving anything I could do to her. And did I mention she was beautiful? She could be a model. Seriously, she needs to get one of those softcore sites that so many other hot 18 year olds have. She'd be better than 80% of them at least. In fact, I talked to her about getting a site. I offered to help her set it up (yeah I'm a geek--hence the need for hookers in the first place). Said she'd call me but we all know what that means. Anyways, I was smitten. After she left we even traded a couple texts-- Me: "Just posted a good review for you. Should help business. you owe me [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]" Her: "Lol kool" So obviously she thinks I'm amazingly awesome. Anyways, I wanna bone her regularly w/o paying. I have no qualms about her career choice, and can actually help her make more money, via helping her in her current job (be a real life pimp, holla) or get her involved in softcore porn. So how does one go about picking up a hooker? Cliff's Notes: Saw hooker. Super hot. Wanna hit it off the clock. How do I do it? |
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Re: In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?
standard troll acct post.
in b4 lock |
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Re: In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?
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standard troll acct post. in b4 lock [/ QUOTE ] qft |
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Re: In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?
roofies
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Re: In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?
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standard troll acct post. in b4 lock [/ QUOTE ] I'm serious. Dunno how to prove it. Don't wanna post on my main account because too many people who know me irl know my sn. |
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Re: In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?
my guess good2cu
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Re: In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?
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my guess good2cu [/ QUOTE ] nah, he already post his hooker problems in BBV, he wouldn't need a troll acct. |
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Re: In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?
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[ QUOTE ] my guess good2cu [/ QUOTE ] nah, he already post his hooker problems in BBV, he wouldn't need a troll acct. [/ QUOTE ] I dont know, I still think it is, and the fact that he posted in this thread after not posting on 2p2 basically all day, and not posting in OOT for like 2 weeks, makes me think Im right. |
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Re: In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?
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standard troll acct post. in b4 lock [/ QUOTE ]lmao, the name is "Pay4Play." A+ |
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Re: In love with a hooker, what\'s my play?
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[ QUOTE ] standard troll acct post. in b4 lock [/ QUOTE ]lmao, the name is "Pay4Play." A+ [/ QUOTE ] LMAO, just noticed this as well. nh op |
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