I'm back. and yes, I will kick you in the nuts!

Al_Capone_Junior · #1 03-20-2007, 11:31 AM

Well, I am back. No chitting this time. I'm going to spare you the long version and summarize my story, after which that will probably be as much as I want to elaborate, so don't press too hard for gory details!

Al Capone Junior. Just a guy, human like the rest of you. Imperfect. Subject to pitfalls of life such as depression, addiction, waaaaaaay to much testosterone*, the list goes on and you've all been there done that too. Sooner or later, one way or another, we all learn the cardinal rule of life:

Life's a bee-otch and then you die.

Well, life's kicked me in the nuts before, probably will again. But the important thing is that now I have computing power, thus I can post again! I even got the handheld wonder, the blackberry. Chose the blackberry 8703e mainly because the phone co screwed up and I got it for $50! Pretty sweet tho, now I can post from almost anywhere. Well worth $50 no doubt.

Magoo fest will happen again, bigger and better than ever. It's gonna be a multi-day event, complete with grudge/revenge matches (I got at least one of these in mind, if not two), tourneys, lots of beer (of course) and plenty of bad beats (goes without saying).

Plus, I have a totally new "tournament" that will blow las vegas right out of the water. I won't reveal details yet, still working out the kinks. Let's just say it does involve chip stacks and poker, but goes WAY beyond that. There will be no "experts" because no one has ever played like this before. Details coming soon to a forum near you! Suffice it to say that tight players need not apply.

Also, Magoo Fest does bring in a lot of poker thinking minds, I think we should gather for more than just getting hammered and blowing off huge stacks of chips. The sky's the limit, seminars, lectures, meetings, luncheons, group beeotch sessionsn wine and cheese, whatever people want to do. It is likely I will be involved in a seminar for dealers/floorpersons/cardroom personelle. I was also considering a "class" for those who want to become dealers (I get at least three or four of these every week).

But let's not forget the beer and the collosal stacks of whites! Chit talking and capping eight ways with 49o!

And yes, one thing hasn't changed...

I will kick you in the nuts!!!!!!

Gotta go, will respond to this and other posts later on. Feels good to be back, about friggin' time Al!

Al

*testosterone does little for us men except make us horny and aggressive. D'oh!

AngusThermopyle · #2 03-20-2007, 11:33 AM

Mike Gallo · #3 03-20-2007, 11:40 AM

Welcome back Dave [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Clarkmeister · #4 03-20-2007, 11:47 AM

I hope you didn't have to go to Hellville, Texas.

FCBLComish · #5 03-20-2007, 11:56 AM

We missed you Al. Kick yourself in the nuts for being away so long.

Al_Capone_Junior · #6 03-20-2007, 03:18 PM

Thank the poker Gods I wasn't in the armpit of America, kerrville tx. Fool me once shame on you. But if I ever voluntarily go there again, I expect my real good friends to kill me, and with pain, lots of pain. .

Nope, been here in Vegas, just not quite "here."A good part of it was my computer dying. Another bigger part was my laziness in replacing it, since cost was not a concern.

Whatever, life's a beeotch, yada yada yada. Back now.

Al

private joker · #7 03-20-2007, 03:32 PM

These threads remind me of Ken Marino's character from The State... what was his name? He had nothing but a catchphrase, and people would invite him over to their parties so he could run into the room and go, "Heeeeeey! Who's got something for me?"

"I do! I have guacamole!"
"Guacamole???!! I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!"

and he would take two little rubber balls from his pocket and hold them out while everyone laughed.

"Hey man, I brought some salsa!"
"SALSA???!! I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!"

YAAAAYYY!!!!! *applause*

zuluking · #8 03-20-2007, 04:15 PM

Missed ya Dave, welcome back you piece of [censored].

Dids · #9 03-20-2007, 05:22 PM

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These threads remind me of Ken Marino's character from The State... what was his name? He had nothing but a catchphrase, and people would invite him over to their parties so he could run into the room and go, "Heeeeeey! Who's got something for me?"

"I do! I have guacamole!"
"Guacamole???!! I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!"

and he would take two little rubber balls from his pocket and hold them out while everyone laughed.

"Hey man, I brought some salsa!"
"SALSA???!! I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!"

YAAAAYYY!!!!! *applause*

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Man The State was so good....

tyler_cracker · #10 03-20-2007, 09:10 PM

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These threads remind me of Ken Marino's character from The State... what was his name?

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Loooooouieeeeee!

Al,

wb. I met you several months ago when you told someone in the 2/4 game where i was sitting that they should always hold onto their cards until they got the pot. I was like, "whoa, you're the first dealer i've ever heard say that. do i know you from the internets?"

I apologize again that i asked if you were photoc [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img].