Two Plus Two Newer Archives  

Go Back   Two Plus Two Newer Archives > General Poker Discussion > Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 02-22-2007, 02:14 AM
FGators FGators is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 7,339
Default Explain

How one can win $1500 on Monday, lose $1500 on Tuesday, lose $1500 on Wednesday, lose $500 on Thursday, win $2300 on Friday, and win $700 on Saturday consistently while being breakeven on Sunday.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 02-22-2007, 02:17 AM
PerDoom PerDoom is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,366
Default Re: Explain

I poop my pants.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 02-22-2007, 02:18 AM
Das Budrick Das Budrick is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Isla Vista
Posts: 1,838
Default Re: Explain

so youre up 1k so stop complaining right

what if you were down like 80 buyins OH WAIT
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 02-22-2007, 02:20 AM
FGators FGators is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 7,339
Default Re: Explain

[ QUOTE ]
so youre up 1k so stop complaining right

what if you were down like 80 buyins OH WAIT

[/ QUOTE ]

Im going downhill again. This [censored] is absolutely ridiculous. [censored] pokertracker, [censored] reviewing hands, [censored] bad calls.

I want my name to be changed to "King of the Cooler".
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 02-22-2007, 02:21 AM
b2l_cricket b2l_cricket is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 128
Default Re: Explain

You play Sunday morning and lose $1000. Of course if you went to church on Sunday morning you would not be able to play and make $1000 per week. The other plus in beleive in god is you have someone else to blame for running bad in poker. If you go to church god might actually give you good luck for once.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 02-22-2007, 02:23 AM
FGators FGators is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 7,339
Default Re: Explain

I was at church today. It didn't stop Lee Jones from giving my opponents the ability to hit 2 outers in reraised pots all [censored] day long. Thats like my new addition...before it was flush vs higher flush I would lose on.

Now its that cute sequence where a guy raises to $8, i repop to $28 he calls. I have aces flop is 732. he checks, i fire, he pushes, I snapcall and get shows 333. Yippee. Thats the mark of a loser right there.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 02-22-2007, 02:25 AM
FGators FGators is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 7,339
Default Re: Explain

And I am starting to think there is absolutely no luck in poker. All you have to do is buy in for the max at the table raise with a pocket pair get reraised make a horrible call OOP with a small pair and be rewarded for it by stacking somebody's overpair when you suck out on the flop.

I am getting ripped apart by these [censored] set mining [censored] that won't lay down pocket pairs or whatever the [censored] they hold preflop so that they can see the flop and then Lee [censored] Jones that [censored] [censored] helps their [censored] pussy selves out every [censored] time.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 02-22-2007, 02:28 AM
Knives_Out Knives_Out is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 329
Default Re: Explain

[ QUOTE ]

Now its that cute sequence where a guy raises to $8, i repop to $28 he calls.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol no wonder u loosin u raise huge wen you got aces lol just call so you can see flop to see if u will win
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 02-22-2007, 01:29 PM
crzylgs crzylgs is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Rewinding.
Posts: 1,292
Default Re: Explain

[ QUOTE ]
I was at church today.

[/ QUOTE ]

Switch religions. Praying to the wrong god, obv.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 02-22-2007, 07:55 PM
so sick bro so sick bro is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: killing cops
Posts: 994
Default Re: Explain

[ QUOTE ]
Now its that cute sequence where a guy raises to $8, i repop to $28 he calls. I have aces flop is 732. he checks, i fire, he pushes, I snapcall and get shows 333. Yippee. Thats the mark of a loser right there.

[/ QUOTE ]

Step 1: stop getting it in with overpair against middle set
Step 2: Profit?
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:57 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.