Beat: Found out my girl is dating someone else besides me.

[hoff21]

Brag: My birthday is coming up and I'm pretty sure I can get anal.

Variance: I'm moving away in 6 months.

[Teh1337zor]

smack a ho

[the machine]

does she know u know about the other guy. if so try to get a friends w/ bene.

if not then just get teh butt secks and hit the friends at same time.

[Poofler]

You left out the "get anal and then dump her" option.

[Jiggymike]

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You left out the "get anal and then dump her" option.

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Srsly, I had to check 2x because I thought I missed this one.

[Slonye6]

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You left out the "get anal and then dump her" option.

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Srsly, I had to check 2x because I thought I missed this one.

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Instantly thought the same.

[JohnAndersen]

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You left out the "get anal, then dump her immediately and steal her purse " option.

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[PokerDad]

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You left out the "get anal and then dump her" option.

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DUH

This should be the ONLY option

[augie_]

why hasn't anyone suggested, "get her pregnant and move to a foreign country?"

[joes28]

You have an opportunity to pull off something that is so rare, yet so awesome. What i am talking about is the sex humiliation break up joke. This is where you act like you dont know about the problem and then break up with her during sex, usually following some sort of hilarious act by you (houdini etc). I think you should definetly consider this, dont forget the camera!

oh and if you could pull this off while/after/moment of climax/ getting anal...you would be a legend.