Should I keep my (wife's) dog away from my new baby?

[DrewDevil]

My wife and I have a 3-month-old son who is starting to turn over, play on the floor, etc. He will soon be crawling and teething (which means he will try to put everything he touches into this mouth).

We have a 6-year-old little dog who weighs about 10 pounds and is an inside dog for the most part. The dog sleeps in our bed and pretty much goes wherever she wants. This was my wife's dog originally and she is very fond of it... I think the dog is fine but I'm not terribly attached to her.

The dog, like all dogs, is pretty filthy in my estimation. If left alone in the apartment, she will pee or crap on the floor. She throws up on the carpet from time to time. After being walked, she likes to come back inside and either lick her butthole for a while or drag her ass along the carpet.

I am not real excited about this squirrel dog licking my son's face, spreading her fecal matter all over our floors, etc. My wife doesn't seem to think it's much of a problem and "has read" that being around the dog will actually help my son "build up a resistance" to germs.

I don't know if I should just let this go and not worry about it, throw a huge fit and demand the dog be quarantined away from him, or somewhere in the middle.
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[daryn]

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[DrewDevil]

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F*ck off c*cksucker, nobody likes you.

[Five-Star]

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Please don't play with fire Devil, I've been enjoying your posts lately. My thoughts would be to keep them apart for a while, occasionally mixing them. The hygiene of your dog worries me a little as it does you. Is there a chance the dog could go if the hygiene could become a problem?


PS - i've always wondered, is your wife your avatar?

[DrewDevil]

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F*ck off c*cksucker, nobody likes you.

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Please don't play with fire Devil, I've been enjoying your posts lately. My thoughts would be to keep them apart for a while, occasionally mixing them. The hygiene of your dog worries me a little as it does you. Is there a chance the dog could go if the hygiene could become a problem?


PS - i've always wondered, is your wife your avatar?

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My avatar is that ex-Louisville cheerleader who had some super-naughty pics posted on the internets. I think most of them have been removed but happy googling!

[Wondercall]

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F*ck off c*cksucker, nobody likes you.

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Please don't play with fire Devil, I've been enjoying your posts lately. My thoughts would be to keep them apart for a while, occasionally mixing them. The hygiene of your dog worries me a little as it does you. Is there a chance the dog could go if the hygiene could become a problem?


PS - i've always wondered, is your wife your avatar?

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My avatar is that ex-Louisville cheerleader who had some super-naughty pics posted on the internets. I think most of them have been removed but happy googling!

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Those pictures were great. I know a place I might be able to get them, if so I'll post the link.

EDIT: FOUND, PM FOR LINK!

[daryn]

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i think your statement is inaccurate

also don't circumvent the profanity filter

[CrazyEyez]

Well then do you really have the option of keeping it away from your kid?

To answer your original question, I would not feel comfortable having my kid crawl around the floor where my dog pisses/sh*ts/pukes/drags ass.

(I have a dog and a kid.)

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i think your statement is inaccurate

also don't circumvent the profanity filter

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...or you'll flex your big giant e-penis and ban me?

What a [censored]. Your posts are never anything but worthless, unfunny insults.

How the hell did you become mod? I swear, every time I see one of your posts, I think "Wow, another stupid joke that's not funny and is designed to make someone feel bad."

Go read some of By-tor's posts and learn how to be funny, witty or clever. Right now you're just an assh0le with a black label.

[daryn]

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F*ck off c*cksucker, nobody likes you.

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i think your statement is inaccurate

also don't circumvent the profanity filter

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...or you'll flex your big giant e-penis and ban me?

What a [censored]. Your posts are never anything but worthless, unfunny insults.

How the hell did you become mod? I swear, every time I see one of your posts, I think "Wow, another stupid joke that's not funny and is designed to make someone feel bad."

Go read some of By-tor's posts and learn how to be funny, witty or clever. Right now you're just an assh0le with a black label.

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huh? i think you're overreacting on this one. i just called you a polltard. pretty standard actually. it's not designed to be funny i just wanted to alert you to the fact that your poll blows. no thanks necessary.

i will now ban you for circumventing the profanity filter. i'm doing it because it makes me feel like a big man, not because you broke a rule that the reds specifically want enforced, even after being given a warning. trust me, it's because i want to be a big man on the internet.