Full Tilt Revoked My Chat!

[jackhigh]

Full Tilt banned my chat for saying the following.... what lame asses!


It has come to our attention that you have been abusing your chat
privileges at the tables. We value all players and wish to
cultivate an
environment in which they can play without being harassed or called
names at the tables. A copy of the offending chat is shown below:

PokerZhombie (Observer): JEN HARMAN IS PRETTY TIGHT.... IVE HEARD
PokerZhombie (Observer): JENN TILLEY.... LOOSE AS A GOOSE
PokerZhombie (Observer): EVELYN NG.... TIGHTER THAN MY FIRST GILFRIEND
PokerZhombie (Observer): ANNIE DUKE.... STRAP ON THE 2BY4

We have revoked your chat privileges at this time for a period of one
month, after which time they may be reinstated upon your request. Any
attempt to circumvent this suspension by creating multiple accounts
with
us may result in the permanent closing of your account.

We thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and wish you best of
luck at the tables.

Regards,

Hemant
Full Tilt Poker Support

I then explained that I was just talking about their "poker playing style".. then they dig up this chat and use it as an exuse to rerevoke my chat:

OK,
1. As per your definition... Who was I calling names or harassing?
None of these players were playing on this site.
2. We were talking about who were tight poker players.... I don't
understand the controversy.
Please explain!!! <font color="red"> </font>

I hope you realize that we do look at the context of the chat. However,
we take any harassment towards our players very seriously. Your chat log
shows us that you had made offensive or obscene comments towards one or
more players. We value all of our players at Full Tilt Poker, and try to
maintain a peaceful environment to play and chat simultaneously. Below
is a portion of your chat log which caused this suspension:

-IM NOT SURE THEY CAN READ ANYWAY... ALL DROPPED OUT OF HIGHSCHOOL TO
BECOME DEGENERATE GAMBLERS
-NOW BACK TO BORING BROKE PRO'S WHO DON'T TALK
-Hey Eskimo... How many times a day do you have to shave your ass
-Gus... no speaka da english mon

I hope you understand that we do take chat violations very seriously,
especially when it comes to chat at a table with one of our pros. As
you may already expect, our pros are very high profile on our site so
they can be prime targets for harassment and abusive chat. For this
reason, abusive chat at a pro table is often brought to our attention
while other instances may not be. As much as we do try to maintain a
friendly and pleasant site, understandably we cannot monitor every table
at all times, and thus address instances at pro tables much more
frequently. Moreover, we want all players on our site, including our
pros, to play without feeling harassed or threatened. <font color="red"> </font>

Very innocent observations I would say...

[edfurlong]

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(Observer)

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lol

[bones]

1st step to muting all douchebag railbirds, Party style.

Enjoy!

[NNNNOOOOONAN]

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(Observer)

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lol

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has been and always will be my favorite poster. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[wheel son]

i got my chat banned for copy and pasting information about matusows drug abuse.. pretty lame

[otnemem]

Jackhigh: None of that was even remotely funny. Which is probably why you were banned. For trying too hard.

[thespecialist]

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Jackhigh: None of that was even remotely funny. Which is probably why you were banned. For trying too hard.

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agreed

[jackhigh]

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Jackhigh: None of that was even remotely funny. Which is probably why you were banned. For trying too hard.

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However, they didn't revoke my chat when I told Gus Hansen and Mikey Matusow that they had "sold more pieces of themselves than Anna Nicole Smith's Vagina!" Go figure?

[augie_]

i'm glad you got your chat banned

[grdred944]

I'm glad they revoked it. You sound like a 14 year old.