favorite lines

kylewa10 · #1 02-08-2006, 04:12 AM

Whats the best witty line you've heard or used at the table.
Mine would have to be "Is it my option to straddle?" "I'll decline"

Pokerprowannabe · #2 02-08-2006, 05:41 AM

I was at a 1/2 NL table once when an older guy sat down with the $200 max buy in. The first hand played utg raises to $6 / utg+1 re-raises to $15 and the old guy calls in middle pos, everyone else incl the original raiser folds.

Flop comes AKK and the bet is $15
old guy pushes all in and gets called by AK.... old guy flips A6o, gets pissed and says "this No Limit stuff sucks, next time I'm going to the 5/10 table".

Not very witty but we all got a laugh when he left.

Koss · #3 02-08-2006, 09:19 AM

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"this No Limit stuff sucks, next time I'm going to the 5/10 table".

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I saw almost the exact opposite, but at a Limit table. After the flop, the guy who completed the SB leads out on a flop of A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. He bets, some folds, and is raised by a LP player. Heads up to the turn, and the 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] rolls off. Again he bets, is raised, and calls. The river is the 4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. Once again it goes bet raise call. The LP player tables 3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] for the flopped straight, turned flush, and rivered straight flush. The SB show his black tens, picks up his chips, and says "I don't get this game, I'm going to go play NL." I almost followed him there.