Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister

[LeatherFace]

So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the [censored] is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my [censored] sisters head.

she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my [censored] shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her [censored] guts out.

Most [censored] embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your [censored] room immediatly you sick [censored] bastard". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now

[Gildwulf]

wowwwwwwww

[tom10167]

This is hilarious. Your sister will tell the truth.

[censored] pervert

[Dan87]

one time a few months ago i was waiting to start work so i was just sitting in my car playing a minesweeper-like game on my cell phone, and this old bitch gets it in her brain that im jerking off because she sees me looking down in my lap. she went to tell her husband who told me they might call the cops, i just laughed and said "youre [censored] kidding right?", they didnt call the cops

misunderstandings are lol

[thunk]

Give her Super Smash Brothers Melee and any Mario Party.

[NoMeansYes_]

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one time a few months ago i was waiting to start work so i was just sitting in my car playing a minesweeper-like game on my cell phone, and this old bitch gets it in her brain that im jerking off because she sees me looking down in my lap. she went to tell her husband who told me they might call the cops, i just laughed and said "youre [censored] kidding right?", they didnt call the cops

misunderstandings are lol

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was she hot?

[Dan87]

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one time a few months ago i was waiting to start work so i was just sitting in my car playing a minesweeper-like game on my cell phone, and this old bitch gets it in her brain that im jerking off because she sees me looking down in my lap. she went to tell her husband who told me they might call the cops, i just laughed and said "youre [censored] kidding right?", they didnt call the cops

misunderstandings are lol

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was she hot?

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think old europeon refugee style a la 1940s, if you think thats hot, well then the answer is yes

[Chump Change]

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one time a few months ago i was waiting to start work so i was just sitting in my car playing a minesweeper-like game on my cell phone, and this old bitch gets it in her brain that im jerking off because she sees me looking down in my lap. she went to tell her husband who told me they might call the cops, i just laughed and said "youre [censored] kidding right?", they didnt call the cops

misunderstandings are lol

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Obv play is to set down the video game and rub one out real quick fast hyper mega hummingbird stylee and hit her with the money shot.

[sightless]

pics please

[Tjoms]

http://leatherface.justgotowned.com/