|
#1
|
|||
|
|||
LOL PLAYING FOR STACKS (-AMENTS)
Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 6 players Converter Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $4</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $12</font>, BB folds, Hero calls. Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($25, 2 players) SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $10</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $30</font>, Hero calls. Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($85, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets $65</font>, Hero calls. River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($215, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets $135</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in $96.93</font>. Uncalled bets: $38.07 returned to SB. Results: Final pot: $408.86 Note how I got into villain's head by underbetting the flop to induce an obvious bluff checkraise, then how I called the turn to suck out if he had a better hand, and then called the WAHH WAHH GET OUT OF MY POT bet on the river. I am going to go masturbate to my own brilliance, pics in 2 minutes. edit: villain had AJo. Sorta like he was commanding me: Ace, Jack off (to your own brilliance) |
#2
|
|||
|
|||
Re: LOL PLAYING FOR STACKS (-AMENTS)
step 0 - get 200BB somehow
step 1 - raise/call any 2 preflop step 2 - call a flop check/raise step 3 - price yourself in with a crappy transparent draw step 4 - call river getting 3:1 cause you put in 1/2 your stack already step 5 - profit |
#3
|
|||
|
|||
Re: LOL PLAYING FOR STACKS (-AMENTS)
OMG top pair!
OMG I won! |
#4
|
|||
|
|||
Re: LOL PLAYING FOR STACKS (-AMENTS)
OMG PLZ HAVE AK PLZ HAVE AK PLZ PLZ!!
YES, SHIP IT FISH! I PUT U ON AK! |
#5
|
|||
|
|||
Re: LOL PLAYING FOR STACKS (-AMENTS)
[ QUOTE ]
step 0 - get 200BB somehow step 1 - raise/call any 2 preflop step 2 - call a flop check/raise step 3 - price yourself in with a crappy transparent draw step 4 - call river getting 3:1 cause you put in 1/2 your stack already step 5 - ????? step 6 - profit [/ QUOTE ] fyp |
#6
|
|||
|
|||
Re: LOL PLAYING FOR STACKS (-AMENTS)
i think the most fun thing to do now is to guess what his note on you is.
|
#7
|
|||
|
|||
Re: LOL PLAYING FOR STACKS (-AMENTS)
"ZOMG SUPER CALLINGSTATION FISH DONK IDIOT JERK - BUST WITH ANY 2 HE WILL CALL AHHHHH"
|
#8
|
|||
|
|||
Re: LOL PLAYING FOR STACKS (-AMENTS)
More like "WTF WTF WTF WTF CALLS with 107 sooooooooted, WTF IS THIS BS F THIS GUY"
|
#9
|
|||
|
|||
Re: LOL PLAYING FOR STACKS (-AMENTS)
[ QUOTE ]
"ZOMG SUPER CALLINGSTATION FISH DONK IDIOT JERK - BUST WITH ANY 2 HE WILL CALL AHHHHH" [/ QUOTE ] That's almost exactly what he said in chat. |
|
|