I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)

[MrWookie]

Congrats to Bravos, this time. Shadow, you're going to have to do better than an uninspired quip about making things more about you.

Also, here's looking forward to another ugly Seahawks win over da Bears this Sunday!

[inferno]

AA <62s

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 82988102
$10/$20 Texas Hold'em (Split Limit) - 15:53:48 12-01-2007 ET
Table 'Round of Betting (6 Max)', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $5, Big Blind $10
Note: seat IDs range from 0 to 5
Player 4: Small Blind ($5)
Player 5: Big Blind ($10)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to Hero: [A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Player 0: Fold
Hero: Raise ($20)
Player 2: Fold
Player 3: Fold
Player 4: Fold
Player 5: Call ($10)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
Player 5: Check ($0)
Hero: Bet ($10)
Player 5: Raise ($20)
Hero: Raise ($20)
Player 5: Call ($10)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Player 5: Bet ($20)
Hero: Raise ($40)
Player 5: Call ($20)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
Player 5: Check ($0)
Hero: Bet ($20)
Player 5: Raise ($40)
Hero: Call ($20)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Player 5: Show Cards ($0)
Hero: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $262, Rake $3
Summary Hero: bet $120, won $0, net $-120, HoleCards [A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Summary Player 5: bet $130, won $262, net $132, HoleCards [2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]],
HiHand [a straight, four to eight] [8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]], won $262 from
main pot

[inferno]

also thx for whoever gave me a undertitle, I <3 it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[milesdyson]

Today, I made a sandwich. Like this:

BREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD BREADBREADBREADBREAD
MAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMA YOMAYOMAYO
TOMATOTOMATOTOMATOTOMATOTOMATOTOMATOTOMATOTOMATOTO MATOTOMATO
CHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESECH EESECHEESECHEESE
HAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHA MHAMHAMHAM
DIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJON DIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJON
BREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD BREADBREADBREADBREAD
MAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMAYOMA YOMAYOMAYO
LETTUCELETTUCELETTUCELETTUCELETTUCELETTUCELETTUCEL ETTUCELETTUCELETTUCE
HAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHA MHAMHAMHAM
DIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJON DIJONDIJONDIJONDIJONDIJON
BREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD BREADBREADBREADBREAD

Very good.

[kerowo]

Too much bread, you'll end up the size of a house.

Oh, and

5

[bravos1]

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

SAMMICH

[fretelöo]

awww, what happned to this asshat country line?!?

[KingOtter]

What's Inferno's undertitle mean?

So I play a 3+.30 Rebuy tournament this afternoon. It was as insane as I expected, and I feel dirty.

(edit: arrggh, left this open on the edit screen)

I go and eat dinner and forget I had registered for a $2.50... made it to 540th sitting out, meh.

[bennyhana]

Yeah, this is fun.... [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] when am i going to see the plus side of variance at NL? Things like this seem pretty common. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($27)
Hero ($23.55)
BB ($22.90)
UTG ($9.15)
MP ($23.85)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1</font>, BB calls $0.75.

Flop: ($2) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1.25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $2.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $5</font>, BB calls $2.50.

Turn: ($12) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $8</font>, BB calls $8.

River: ($28) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks.

Final Pot: $28

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ah Qh (two pair, queens and twos).
BB has Qd Th (two pair, queens and tens).
Outcome: BB wins $28. </font>

[tyler_cracker]

benny,

did you thank BB for saving you ~$14-$the rest of your stack on the river?

ozi,

is BB some kind of brilliant hand reader? how does he not 3bet the top boat there? also, wtf did CO have, AJ?