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Jokes that push the envelope
I always thought the Christa McCullough jokes were over the line (but funny). I need to feed my misanthropy so I am sure you heartless bastards can come up with some goodies. I'll start with a classic:
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my basement. |
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www.dead-baby-joke.com Edited because I retarded up the URL [/ QUOTE ] first jokes that popped into my head actually when i saw the thread title |
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www.dead-baby-joke.com Edited because I retarded up the URL [/ QUOTE ] I don't think I have laughed so hard in years. Thanks for the wonderful site. |
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what's the difference between a white plastic bag and michael jackson?
one is white, plasticy, and is dangerous to little kids, and the other's a white plastic bag! |
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Guy walks into a talent agency... poop, piss, blood, vomit, incest, sodomy, crimes against nature, fisting, footing, blasphemy, racism, murder... The aristocrats!
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Someone posted a joke here a few weeks back, and I think it applies.
Disclaimer: I found this hilarious and have since retold it numerous times. A pedophile and a 6 year old are holding hands and walking into the woods as the sun is setting. The 6 year old looks up at the pedo and says "Mister, I'm scared." The pedo says " You're scared?! How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of these woods alone... *rimshot* |
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the hellen keller ones are inappropriate to some...
so are some deaqd baby jokes and racial jokes... Q: How do you make a little girl cry twice? A: <font color="white"> Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear </font> Q: What do you tell the black Jew? A: <font color="white"> get to the back of the oven </font> inappropriate? probably. funny? yup. |
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"Christa McCullough jokes "
ive never heard one...start telling jokes please... |
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What does JFK Jr. miss most about the Vineyard?
The landing. |
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