worst new year of all time

nation · #1 01-01-2007, 04:20 AM

so i was supposed to go to a party with my two really good friends who are dating these two sisters. the girls were hosting a party. there ended up only being like 7 ppl total there, which was fine with me; i knew it was going to be a small gathering. we had a great time drinking and whatnot until 11:20 when we decided to go to the las vegas airport to watch the fireworks. at that time, the other guests said they were leaving and bounced. my two friends both begged me to come along also, but i declined to go so they could both have privacy with their gf's. if i had gone, it would have been the two couples plus me. obviously i didn't want to intrude on them. so, i ended up coming home.

anyone else not have any fun at midnight?

centaurmyth · #2 01-01-2007, 04:37 AM

ship it, holla... ugh

Howard Beale · #3 01-01-2007, 04:37 AM

I was at the trendiest nightclub in town but I had to leave before midnight. At about 10pm I hooked up with identical 22 year old Japanese triplets who insisted on taking the party to my place. Luckily I had on hand the plastic dropcloth and the 3 bottles of baby oil that they wanted to get nasty on. These girls are amazing and I've outdone myself in handling them all. Right now they've told me to take a break because they can see I'm getting worn out so they are busy doing each other which I'm going to go watch after I finish this reply. So, yeah, since last year I had a great time with half of a women's Brazilian volley ball team, this New Years festivities are a bit of a disappointment.

nation · #4 01-01-2007, 04:41 AM

i hate u howard beale

Howard Beale · #5 01-01-2007, 04:44 AM

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Get over here QUICK! I need some help!

nation · #6 01-01-2007, 04:44 AM

where are u dont tease me like that i still hate u

steel108 · #7 01-01-2007, 04:46 AM

I have mono. Beat that.

Howard Beale · #8 01-01-2007, 04:54 AM

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where are u dont tease me like that i still hate u

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Metro-Phoenix. Drive at 150 in your Aston Martin and you'll be here before morning. Stop at a Quick Mart for 50 Hershey bars and 10 cans of whipped cream. They've come up with a new idea.

Humble Pie · #9 01-01-2007, 09:21 PM

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Wow, very rare.

Default Name · #10 01-01-2007, 10:47 PM

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