BBV!!!! Help Me Get Fired From My Job

[AK47Suited]

Okay,

Brag: Got hired for a very high paying job working at this software company.

Beat: 2 weeks into my employment I get into a argument with this total hag/bitch who unfortunately is very senior at the company. Basically she was talking down to me and I didnt stand for it. I wasnt that out of line but I let her know that I dont take [censored] from anyone when I dont deserve it.

(was this stupid of me to do? I guess I shoulda kept my mouth shut?)

Variance: The resulting aftershock, she has gone behind my back and kind of sabotaged some things at work here. Ruined my reputation a lil here and there. One day I was wearing a WSOP polo dress shirt and she then got the idea im a degenerate gambolor. I had people coming up to me asking how much do I lose etc ...she is constantly talking about me in a negative way to co-workers.

I had got called into a meeting with the president of the company regarding this saying there seemed to be some problems with me jiving with certain members of the staff and it was causing a problem.

Fast forward one week later, Ive been working my ass off and ignoring the office drama she is trying to create however, the president asked to see me again and he said I have one last chance to not have any staff members come to him to say negative things about me ... (WTF?)

Anyways brutal ..I never really have problems getting along with people in a office type situation but things just are not really working out that well here. I really do not like certain members of the staff as they are total bitches/losers who have really done nothing in life.

Now I can sense that I am going to be fired very soon, I wanna go out with a bang. I want people to say wow ..that guy really got canned. What should I do ?

At first I was thinking of some pretty crazy things, like when cleaning out my desk smashing a bunch of ppls monitors making a huge scene. But I wanna be a bit more tactful.

I need something really good to make a mark here! holla

ideas ?

its a 35ish person company

[neverforgetlol]

you have to blackmail her somehow

[AK47Suited]

Dont think there is any dirt really on her, she just eats copious amounts of food and hags at ppl.

[Spechel EDD]

you know you can just avoid this entire thing by going to hr

[AK47Suited]

wtf is HR going do, im a new employee been here just over a month now.

All the good stuff ive done is pretty much overlooked because of this persons feedback to the president / other branches of the company.

btw cha cha search didnt help me at all ..tried searchin for how to get fired got some lame sites.


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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KellyG
KellyG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello Ma'am
KellyG: Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: thanks, how old are you
KellyG: why?
You: I just want to make sure your qualified to facilitate this search for me
KellyG: Age wouldn't necessarily qualify me.
You: Well im sick of these young punks with there ipods and sunglasses, tryin push me around no offence to you
You: Ive really had to tighten up my game you know
You: where is my search?
You: i knew it your a young gun
You: ahh thanks
You: so what are you doing tonight ?
You: I'll buy you into a SNG ?

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[Messedup247]

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wtf is HR going do, im a new employee been here just over a month now.[ QUOTE ]


Actsually they will do alot. You can totally flip the script on her. Almost every company has an "Employee hotline" call them and claim that you are being "singled out" and that you cannot go to your supervisor because they are the ones singling you out. This works like a charm. Hr wwill call her boss (Which reflects negatively) he will probably call a "Private meeting" with you to discuss this. Come with some specific things, and a toss in some good quality work that you have done, and it will be happy time. If they can you instaed, then you have a lawsuit, because they did not respond to your claim.

This is the pay back you want...lol.

Then it is "Robusto time" [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Happy hunting.

[krazyace5]

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you know you can just avoid this entire thing by going to hr

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HR is worthless and is in the back pocket of management anyway.

[Barretboy]

You haven't been in the real world long have you. You better start to learn to take [censored], or you'll make it exactly nowhere in the business world.

[CaseS87]

first of all, don't do anything that will get you arrested. i think what you should do is crap and piss all over your desk, and act like nothing is wrong.

hilarity would surely ensue.

[Ratamahatta]

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first of all, don't do anything that will get you arrested. i think what you should do is crap and piss all over your desk, and act like nothing is wrong.

hilarity would surely ensue.

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And don't forget to ask for recommendation later afterward.