Quote you want said to you someday

[TheMainEvent]

There's a Dane Cook bit where he claims that his lifetime goal is to someday be in a situation, any situation, where someone says to him "Are you out of your [censored] mind?!?"

I know Dane Cook is not cool at all anymore and no one here likes him, but that isn't important right now. Name a quote that you would love to hear someone say to you at some point in the future.

Mine is: "You know, I'm old enough to be your mother..."

[Sephus]

i would have expected "you know, i'm young enough to be your granddaughter..."

[Tennenbaum]

"i love you" ha ha ha. woe is me.

"You've just won 10 Million dollars from Publishers Clearing House!!"

[scotnt73]

"honey id like you to meet my bisexual freeky best friend from college"

[The X-Factor]

"You had me at hello" or "shut up and kiss me"

[Slider]

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"shut up and kiss me"

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I got that from an ex all the time... mostly because I never shut up.

[neuroman]

"Is it in yet?"

[nath]

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"Is it in yet?"

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Ummmmm.... why would you ever WANT someone to say this to you?

[george w]

"i really believe in this love triangle idea you have. let's change the world together through alternative relationship structures."

[neuroman]

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"Is it in yet?"

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Ummmmm.... why would you ever WANT someone to say this to you?

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I'm going to have to work on making my first level sarcastic humor funnier