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brag: awesome ESL love letter
Im livin in korea right now, and dating a bunch of diff. girls (brag). Last ngiht I went on the worst date of my life.
The girl wouldn't talk, it was like pulling teeth. Only time she ever spoke, it was in korean -- and my korean is non existant. Girl is cute so I just keep talking, trying to make it a less painful experience. No luck, eventually i just say she should go home. We walk to the subway together and go our seperate ways. No hugs, no kisses, just a 'nice to meet to you' from me and a nod from her. So whatever, at this point its early and i go to meet up with friends at the bar. I come home to this email: I met first with you today. I received about good impression you who become , although was a brevity. I know that it is unskillful that I do you this word now. So, you can think that can receive me as easy woman. However, I want to express my spirit just. Perhaps, I do not want to regret expressed my spirit now as it is because time passes. In fact, I am fearful. I of your first feeling am some ... I know that life is is separate certainly if there is meeting. However, I want to remain by a person who is important with you and give mind like this unreservedly. And my job because is each other busy in your life Soheul even if is done I a person person who miss in your life somewhen who is important to you become want to. My heart throbs after meets you and comes. Mind throbs. I am palpitating to you though I am not like this. If I am not difficult, can become boy friend if is not uncomfortable.A person who is warm to you I to you an all-important person become want to. No, if you are like my mind ... brag: i make hearts come |
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Re: brag: awesome ESL love letter
She totally wants to lub you rong time.
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Re: brag: awesome ESL love letter
funny how you thought the date went horrible and she was totally crushing. What are you in korea for?
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Re: brag: awesome ESL love letter
mods, we need a new title for him...something about hearts coming seems appropriate.
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Re: brag: awesome ESL love letter
Would someone mind posting a more-easily-understood cliff notes of the letter? I read through the whole thing but it makes very little sense. Thanks.
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Re: brag: awesome ESL love letter
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She totally wants to lub you rong time. [/ QUOTE ] No she want mally u quicktime and go back amelica wit u. u have money big no? |
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Re: brag: awesome ESL love letter
broken Asian english is one of the funniest linguistic adventures ever
edit: she's going to watch you sleep tonight |
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Re: brag: awesome ESL love letter
holy crap i got a headache reading the letter
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Re: brag: awesome ESL love letter
$5 baby girl?
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Re: brag: awesome ESL love letter
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$5 baby girl? [/ QUOTE ] i think gildwulf posted it in wrong order, i assume the intended joke was "sucky sucky, 5 dolla?" |
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