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Old 12-09-2006, 04:07 AM
Omniheart Omniheart is offline
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Default Brag: Avoided a DUI

Got pulled over after a party

Beat: party sucked and I had 2 beers.
Brag: Only got 90 dollars speeding ticket.

Brag: up 20,000+ this month at 5/10.
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Old 12-09-2006, 04:09 AM
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Default Re: Brag: Avoided a DUI

DUI defense = -$10K. Good job.
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Old 12-09-2006, 04:12 AM
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Default Re: Brag: Avoided a DUI

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Got pulled over after a party

Beat: party sucked and I had 2 beers.
Brag: Only got 90 dollars speeding ticket
Brag: up 20,000+ this month at 5/10.

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Man you must have been wasted after those 2 beers. Your lucky.
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Old 12-09-2006, 04:16 AM
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Default Re: Brag: Avoided a DUI

2 beers is under the influence? Do you weigh 118 lbs?
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Old 12-09-2006, 12:17 PM
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Default Re: Brag: Avoided a DUI

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2 beers is under the influence? Do you weigh 118 lbs?

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.08 is MUCH easier than you think.
Not at all impossible with 2 beers if they were consumed quickly enough and suspect is anywhere in the 145-160 pound range.
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Old 12-09-2006, 12:25 PM
Omniheart Omniheart is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Avoided a DUI

funny this is the second time I got out. First time was a lot better. I was on my way back from my concert. totally wasted. Going 90mph on 40mph road cuz some car was chasing us. Turn out it was undercover cop. got pulled over. Found open containers in the cars. Smell like alcohol. Too bad I had diplomatic immunity back then
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Old 12-09-2006, 12:40 PM
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Default Re: Brag: Avoided a DUI

...retard
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Old 12-09-2006, 02:10 PM
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Default Re: Brag: Avoided a DUI

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funny this is the second time I got out. First time was a lot better. I was on my way back from my concert. totally wasted. Going 90mph on 40mph road cuz some car was chasing us. Turn out it was undercover cop. got pulled over. Found open containers in the cars. Smell like alcohol. Too bad I had diplomatic immunity back then

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where do you live? remind me never to go on a road there.

Seriously, never drive again moron, wtf are you thinking driving wasted. People like you are the reason that there's a legal drinking age in America, because a few morons aren't mature enough to handle the responsibility.
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Old 12-09-2006, 02:49 PM
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Too bad I had diplomatic immunity back then

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This is why diplomatic immunity is [censored]
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Old 12-09-2006, 03:13 PM
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Default Re: Brag: Avoided a DUI

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2 beers is under the influence? Do you weigh 118 lbs?

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.08 is MUCH easier than you think.
Not at all impossible with 2 beers if they were consumed quickly enough and suspect is anywhere in the 145-160 pound range.

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If you are a 100 lb. female and drink 2 beers in ten minutes your BAC is still only 0.07
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