Entertaining FTP Chat

tagtastic · #1 12-05-2006, 01:41 AM

Dealer: NYStateofMind23 shows [As Js]
Dealer: VIPERDUDE1 shows [Ac 9h]
Dealer: NYStateofMind23 shows a pair of Eights
Dealer: VIPERDUDE1 shows two pair, Nines and Eights
Dealer: VIPERDUDE1 wins the pot ($482.40) with two pair, Nines
and Eights
Dealer: Hand #1355237031
NYStateofMind23: ARE YOU [censored] KIDDING ME
NYStateofMind23: ????/
NYStateofMind23: you god damn stupid mother fcker
Dealer: Phoenix1010 wins the pot ($66)
Dealer: Hand #1355241176
NYStateofMind23: WHY THE [censored] WOULD YOUEVE CALL OFF
YOUR STACK WITH MIDDLE PAIR AGAINST 2 PLAYERS
NYStateofMind23: NOT TO MENTION THAT BOARD
NYStateofMind23: YOU GOD DAMN DUMB MOTHER FCKIN FISH
Dealer: nomed wins the pot ($6)
Dealer: Hand #1355243129
Dealer: rimmer27 has 5 seconds left to act
NYStateofMind23: i now have notes on you
NYStateofMind23: tjhye read
NYStateofMind23: stupid fckin fish
Dealer: Phoenix1010 wins the pot ($15)
Dealer: Hand #1355246746
NYStateofMind23: that is all i need to write about you to play
against you
Dealer: rimmer27 has 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: rimmer27 has timed out
VIPERDUDE1: im at yur other table 2 check notes there also
NYStateofMind23: dont worry
NYStateofMind23: i am 12 tables you ignorant c unt
Dealer: NYStateofMind23 wins the pot ($39.90)
Dealer: Hand #1355252551
bumpzITup (Observer): hey guys
bumpzITup (Observer): can one of u please spot me $5.50
Dealer: Phoenix1010 wins the pot ($48)
NYStateofMind23: just unbelievealbe i have never seen a bigger
ignorant fish that a ###% like you
Dealer: Hand #1355254410
NYStateofMind23: no hand no draw and he calls off his stack with
middle pair
NYStateofMind23: great play
NYStateofMind23: very profitabel
bumpzITup (Observer): hey nomed can u spot me $5.50
bumpzITup (Observer): u got lots
Dealer: VIPERDUDE1 has 15 seconds left to act
NYStateofMind23: the beautiful part is
VIPERDUDE1: made 9 k off dumb phucks like you this week lol
NYStateofMind23: thanks to millions of players like you
NYStateofMind23: i am rich
Dealer: Phoenix1010 wins the pot ($15)
NYStateofMind23: 9 k wow
Dealer: Hand #1355259870
NYStateofMind23: you stupid mother %@%@er
NYStateofMind23: i make more than 100k a month
NYStateofMind23: you ignorant %!@$in fish
bumpzITup (Observer): lol ok NY
bumpzITup (Observer): can u spot me a lil bit then bro
bumpzITup (Observer): 100k a month is soooo sick
Dealer: NYStateofMind23 shows [3s 5s]
Dealer: teeitup13 shows [Jd Jh]
Dealer: NYStateofMind23 shows three of a kind, Fives
Dealer: teeitup13 shows a full house, Jacks full of Fives
Dealer: teeitup13 wins the pot ($566.30) with a full house, Jacks full
of Fives
Dealer: Hand #1355267351
bumpzITup (Observer): how bout u Teeitup
teeitup13: ty
bumpzITup (Observer): can u bud
Dealer: teeitup13 shows a pair of Sevens
Dealer: NYStateofMind23 shows a pair of Jacks
Dealer: NYStateofMind23 wins the pot ($28.50) with a pair of Jacks
Dealer: Hand #1355271436
VIPERDUDE1: bout a k in 2 seconds you lost lo
Dealer: VIPERDUDE1 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Phoenix1010 shows a pair of Threes
Dealer: VIPERDUDE1 shows a pair of Sevens
Dealer: VIPERDUDE1 wins the pot ($19.95) with a pair of Sevens
Dealer: Hand #1355277259
bumpzITup (Observer): can someone in here plz spot me 5
Dealer: Phoenix1010 wins the pot ($12)
Dealer: Hand #1355279388
NYStateofMind23: haha
NYStateofMind23: great way to get paid
NYStateofMind23: you ignorant mother fcker

I miss Party when this was just a typical table chat. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

It's pretty rare anyone types at all anymore. Less fish. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

NYStateofMind23 is probably 2+2. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Phoenix1010 · #2 12-05-2006, 01:57 AM

I just made a post about this guy in the FTP regulars thread. He was spazzing out like that at random fish every couple minutes on every table. I have him at 14/8, -5 ptbb/100 over 10k hands.