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Old 12-04-2006, 08:18 AM
KSOT KSOT is offline
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Default BEAT: 1174 Donkaments played - Net profit $36.95

Granted I've sort of been using them to blow off steam ever since I started playing cash games, but still, that's pretty embarassing. I blame failed shots at higher stakes than usual >_>
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Old 12-04-2006, 08:21 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: 1174 Donkaments played - Total profit $36.95

Are these donk n gos? What stakes?
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Old 12-04-2006, 08:21 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: 1174 Donkaments played - Total profit $36.95

you might suck at poker
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Old 12-04-2006, 01:46 PM
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Default Re: BEAT: 1174 Donkaments played - Total profit $36.95

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you might suck at poker

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Old 12-04-2006, 02:30 PM
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Default Re: BEAT: 1174 Donkaments played - Total profit $36.95

wow, i probably haven't played much more than 1174 donkaments, and my total profit is, well, much higher
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Old 12-04-2006, 04:24 PM
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Default Re: BEAT: 1174 Donkaments played - Total profit $36.95

Mannnnnnn... I don't suck at poker. I'm not gonna say I'm great or anything, but I certainly don't suck by any means. I may suck at tournaments. Fortunately they don't qulify as poker.

Now I'm feeling the need to defend myself here, so I filtered for $5 DNGs and I'm up $840 after 655 games. So yes, I CAN and DO beat DNGs. It was my unfortunate shot at a Sunday Million tourney (what was I thinking?), a bunch of failed attempts at the Stars $22 180-person tourns, and many unsuccessful shots at the Party Steps that cut me down to size.

As for cash games, I've got just over 100k hands of full ring small stakes limit under my belt and I'm at a solid 2 BBs/100. I'm also winning 3.4 BBs/100 over 10k hands of 6-max, and I've made thousands playing PLO, though I don't know my winrate since most of my play was before I bought PTO. Pitiful figures compared to most of you I'm sure, but you can't look at my overall results and claim that I suck.
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Old 12-04-2006, 04:46 PM
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Default Re: BEAT: 1174 Donkaments played - Total profit $36.95

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wow, i probably haven't played much more than 1174 donkaments, and my total profit is, well, much higher

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Old 12-04-2006, 08:23 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: 1174 Donkaments played - Total profit $36.95

Mostly 1, 3, or 5 table DNGs at the $5 and $10 level. What can I say? I sux at pokah.
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Old 12-04-2006, 08:34 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: 1174 Donkaments played - Total profit $36.95

Take that $36.95, buy into a $30+3 somewhere and then get a king size snickers bar. Put the change right in front of your monitor so you're reminded of exactly how much money you can win while playing donkaments.
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Old 12-04-2006, 08:50 AM
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Take that $36.95, buy into a $30+3 somewhere and then get a king size snickers bar. Put the change right in front of your monitor so you're reminded of exactly how much money you can win while playing donkaments.

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Haha, nice
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