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Old 12-02-2006, 04:09 PM
kickpushcoast kickpushcoast is offline
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Default 30th birthday BBV

Beat:im old
Brag:im still alive
Variance:i dont look any different than i did when i was 23, 24ish

Beat:i have to work tonight
Brag:i work at a bar and i will be getting drunk for free
Variance:there may be more than one girl who wants to have sex with me tonight(TR maybe?)

friends are taking me out for dinner and the strip club tomorrow, which should be fun

lol oldaments
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Old 12-02-2006, 04:10 PM
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Default Re: 30th birthday BBV

happy b-day.
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Old 12-02-2006, 04:16 PM
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Default Re: 30th birthday BBV

you dont have a cake?
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Old 12-02-2006, 04:20 PM
kickpushcoast kickpushcoast is offline
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Default Re: 30th birthday BBV

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you dont have a cake?

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dude you cant fit 30 candles on one cake,

actually a hot chick from a nice restaurant next door is bringing me one tonight
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Old 12-02-2006, 04:34 PM
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Default Re: 30th birthday BBV

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Brag:i work at a bar and i will be getting drunk for free
Variance:there may be more than one girl who wants to have sex with me tonight(TR maybe?)

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i don't really understand how the brag is a brag, and i seriously don't understand how it's more of a brag than the "variance." wtf?
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:24 PM
boomshakalaka boomshakalaka is offline
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Default Re: 30th birthday BBV

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Brag:i work at a bar and i will be getting drunk for free
Variance:there may be more than one girl who wants to have sex with me tonight(TR maybe?)

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i don't really understand how the brag is a brag, and i seriously don't understand how it's more of a brag than the "variance." wtf?

[/ QUOTE ]

Im confused too.
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:26 PM
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Default Re: 30th birthday BBV

i beleived this post until the i'm getting laid part. I don't like it..... sounds made up
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:32 PM
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Default Re: 30th birthday BBV

Variance: both of your "variances" are obvious brags (orgies ftw)
beat: your avatar sucks
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:37 PM
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Beat: you're 30 and work at a bar
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:48 PM
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happy birthday
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