Marvin Harrison Eats Babies (pics)!!!

[Richard Tanner]

Ok this is getting stupid. For the last week I've been trying to watch NFL Live and other NFL highlight shows and instead of getting any analysis, what I get a "M. Harrison left the field early, and...and...he was pouting *gasp*"

What the hell is going on, Harrison has been nothing but a model of sportsmanship, hard work, and class, and now he's a disruption?? Marvin has never run over a traffic officer, he's never sprayed water on a offical, and he's never done anything to bring about the downfall of a team. All he's ever done is catch passes and will likely go down in the discussion with Jerry Rice as the best WRs of all time.

If Harrison whiped his dick out (which, given the softspoken manner with which he plays, must be at least 3 feet long) and pissed all over the Colts endzone, the only thing we should ever hear from sports writers is "well I guess he really had to go and couldn't make it to the locker room"

Am I missing something or is it really just a slow NFL news week?

Cody

[TheNoodleMan]

Marv is one of a kind. He never sits with the offense when the defense is out on the field and he doesn't usually come to the huddle on the rare occasions that the Colts have one. I think this is coming from some people who saw him sitting by himself and thought it was him pouting when in reality its completely standard for him.

[SL__72]

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he doesn't usually come to the huddle on the rare occasions that the Colts have one.

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Why would he when Peyton can just telepathically communicate the play to him?

[Richard Tanner]

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Marv is one of a kind. He never sits with the offense when the defense is out on the field and he doesn't usually come to the huddle on the rare occasions that the Colts have one. I think this is coming from some people who saw him sitting by himself and thought it was him pouting when in reality its completely standard for him.

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Exactly my point, when someone has put up the performences he has, and has put in enough work that he knows the play just by looking in Peyton's eyes (obv hyperbole), he's earned the right to sit alone (which he always has anyway) if he perfers to be alone. THis is such a non-issue I was curious if I'd missed something and maybe he'd done something actually worthy of note that was getting burried in this story.

Cody

[PITTM]

whats with the title?

rj

[Richard Tanner]

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whats with the title?

rj

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My (failed) attempt at humor in relation to my perceived overreaction of NFL anyalists over this mess.

Cody

[Punker]

I want pics.

[Golden_Rhino]

The fact that I watch as much NFL as possible, and that this guy is one of the all time greats, but I still don't really know what he looks like, cements the fact that he is a classy guy. TO, Chad Johnson, hell pretty much every NFL receiver should take a lesson from this guy. You don't have to be an ass to get respect.

[Eagles]

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I want pics.

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[wh1t3bread]

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I want pics.

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