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Old 11-16-2006, 05:43 PM
pktsfullofhope pktsfullofhope is offline
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Default Poker Bulge: poker players aren\'t athletes???

I wanna hear about poker injuries. felt fibres under the fingernails, card cuts on your hands, anything, I have a sick lump on the underside of my right wrist from it rubbing on my computer desk all day when I use my mouse. I know all you addicts out there have this same lump. Who has the worst one out there? let's hear about your injuries.
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:48 PM
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Default Re: Poker Bulge: poker players aren\'t athletes???

sore wrist from beating off

chafed dick from the same thing
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:51 PM
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Default Re: Poker Bulge: poker players aren\'t athletes???

this one time my aces got beat by kings
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:54 PM
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Default Re: Poker Bulge: poker players aren\'t athletes???

Sores on my ass from sitting all day.

Glasses.
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:58 PM
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Sores on my ass from sitting all day.

Glasses.

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Im the only person in my family who doesnt wear glasses. I am at my computer so much, I get worried that my eyes are going to suffer. That would really suck, and stuff.
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:55 PM
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Default Re: Poker Bulge: poker players aren\'t athletes???

i tore my acl after a failed check raise river bluff.
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:55 PM
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sore wrist from beating off

chafed dick from the same thing

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do you get out much? like into the real world and off the internet?
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:56 PM
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sore wrist from beating off

chafed dick from the same thing

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do you get out much? like into the real world and off the internet?

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LOL OBV NOT
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:56 PM
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malnurished
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:58 PM
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Dan, your avatars are now on an upswing.

I once saw a dealer cut his thumb on the autoshuffler and then bleed all over the cards in Vegas...so, I guess I got the Aids.
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