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Old 11-15-2006, 09:05 PM
iron81 iron81 is offline
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Default Non holdem beat

NL 2-7 TD. Villain is huge lagtard

PokerStars Game #7039320093: Triple Draw 2-7 No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/11/15 - 19:32:24 (ET)
Table 'Antikleia' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Hotrod0823 ($50 in chips)
Seat 2: FITZY223 ($53.15 in chips)
Seat 3: stang_racin ($59.30 in chips)
Seat 4: Roswell ($40 in chips)
Seat 5: micon ($98.60 in chips)
Seat 6: iron81 ($49.75 in chips)
stang_racin: posts small blind $0.25
Roswell: posts big blind $0.50
Hotrod0823: posts big blind $0.50
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to iron81 [Kd 2c 5d Jc 7c]
micon: raises $4.50 to $5
iron81: calls $5
Hotrod0823: folds
FITZY223: calls $5
stang_racin: folds
Roswell: folds
micon: stands pat
iron81: discards 2 cards [Kd Jc]
Dealt to iron81 [6d Ks]
FITZY223: discards 2 cards
micon: bets $55
iron81: calls $44.75 and is all-in
FITZY223: folds
micon: discards 5 cards
iron81: discards 1 card [Ks]
Dealt to iron81 [Js]
micon said, "lol"
micon: stands pat
micon said, "lolololol"
iron81: stands pat
*** SHOW DOWN ***
micon: shows [7s 5h 4c 3c 2h] (Lo: 7,5,4,3,2)
iron81: mucks hand
micon said, "wait 'till u see this"
micon collected $102.75 from pot
micon said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $105.75 | Rake $3
Seat 1: Hotrod0823 folded before the Draw
Seat 2: FITZY223 (button) folded after the 1st Draw
Seat 3: stang_racin (small blind) folded before the Draw
Seat 4: Roswell (big blind) folded before the Draw
Seat 5: micon showed [7s 5h 4c 3c 2h] and won ($102.75) with Lo: 7,5,4,3,2
Seat 6: iron81 mucked [6d 2c 5d Js 7c]

[censored] gets caught making a retarded bluff, gets rid of his whole starting hand and catches 5 perfect cards. When you get runner-runnered in holdem, the villain only catches 2 cards.
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:14 PM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: Non holdem beat

micon: bets $55
iron81: calls $44.75 and is all-in
FITZY223: folds
micon: discards 5 cards
iron81: discards 1 card [Ks]
Dealt to iron81 [Js]
micon said, "lol"
micon: stands pat
micon said, "lolololol"
iron81: stands pat
*** SHOW DOWN ***
micon: shows [7s 5h 4c 3c 2h] (Lo: 7,5,4,3,2)
iron81: mucks hand
micon said, "wait 'till u see this"
micon collected $102.75 from pot
micon said, "lol"


DOOMSWITCH ANYONE?

rofl
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:15 PM
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Wow, dude, you lost 50 bucks, condolences. I hope you don't [censored] starve, I mean, damn.
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:17 PM
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Wow, dude, you lost 50 bucks, condolences. I hope you don't [censored] starve, I mean, damn.

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I'm poor.

No easy way to calculate equity because it depends on what cards you discard. Twodimes doesn't have a TD calculator.
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:34 PM
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Wow, dude, you lost 50 bucks, condolences. I hope you don't [censored] starve, I mean, damn.

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I'm poor.

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are you going to starve because of this [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 11-15-2006, 10:22 PM
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Wow, dude, you lost 50 bucks, condolences. I hope you don't [censored] starve, I mean, damn.

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YOU SUCK HARDER THAN A HOOVER VACUUM IN A BLACK HOLE, OP WAS AWESOME
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:17 PM
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this is such a bad beat - equity anyone?
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:17 PM
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this hand is completely ridiculous
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:32 PM
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this hand is completely ridiculous

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lol deucetosevenaments
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:34 PM
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LOL...villain in this hand is Bryan Micon, who's prolly made a [censored] load from tourneys. He's not stupid, he just has a lot of money to spend [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Remember the guy in the WSOP who acts like a douche, yes, this is him. (not Eric Molina)
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