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Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
Long story short, I don't even think I'm in a relationship(brag), the girl seems to think so(beat), and I want out asap(variance), I'd rather questions than answers, so good, generic excuses are much appreciated.
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#2
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
You are ugly
You are a whore I'd rather [censored] Jane than you I'd rather [censored] Jeff than you You can't cook You don't cook |
#3
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
tell her you got the clap from your brother
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#4
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
Just tell her the truth. |
#5
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
Say you've got a gambling problem and you just sucked a dick for enough to buyin short at a live 1/2NL game.
Then start crying and wet yourself while holding her. |
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
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Say you've got a gambling problem and you just sucked a dick for enough to buyin short at a live 1/2NL game. Then start crying and wet yourself while holding her. [/ QUOTE ] only make her stay longer |
#7
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
just act yourself and she'll break up with you just as soon as she's sober
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#8
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
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just act yourself and she'll break up with you just as soon as she's sober [/ QUOTE ] I have tried this a fair bit, answering yes/no questions honestly is the best thing I have come up with so far, but its not quite working. |
#9
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
Simple write a letter ala. homer simpson.
WELCOME TO DUMPSVILLE. POPULATION: YOU. |
#10
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
"I F***ed your mom"
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