My girl has a stalker, plan my course of action OOT!

[Caldarooni]

Quick and creepy, here is the story.

2 years ago some dude had a few classes with my girlfriend in her MBA program. She never interacted with him, but the program was small enough that you knew most people. She thought he was a shy weird guy.

Fast forward 2 years later.

A couple weeks ago she gets a call at her firm from this guy asking general questions about worker's comp - her field. Well, it was this dude who apparently found her on the internet (she is listed on the company website) and was calling to confirm it was her.

Next day she gets a fedex with a candle and some card talking nonsense about catching up and [censored]. Again, she only had class with this cat, no interaction.

We go on vacation to Hawaii.

Today, another fedex at work.

This one if off the scale [censored] crazy.

It contains 2 cards and the DVD Dumb and Dumber.

The first card is to her and lets her know he likes doing things for her, that he is still interested in her, and that he wants her to meet him at some specific location.

Note he is apparently in SF, we live in San Diego.

The second card is the clear winner [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
He claims he found it on his desk and wants to know if it his from her. Its written like a secret admirer, but its clearly in his handwritting.

No explanation on the choice of DVD.

So, my girl is clearly freaked and wants me to take care of it. We live together for what its worth.

Anyway, it feels kind of early to call the police and not sure what they would do about it anyway. I do have the guys name, but like I said he is sending these packages from San Fran. The general tone of all the cards is someone who is missing a few marbles.


So, what say you OOT?

[JasonK]

Road trip, bust his face up.

[The X-Factor]

I would call this clown and say quit sending stuff to my girl. If that doesnt work then call the police.

Edit: I was also just thinking. Maybe she could send him some kind of form that has to do with mental health crap on it. That would be funny [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[danzasmack]

This guy make think she may be flattered.

Just contact him, tell him to stop it's making her uncomfortable. If he continues, call the cops.

[Vuron00]

How about contacting the guy and letting him know that neither of you are interested.

I think this makes more sense than calling the police right away. Sending 2 packages isn't really considered stalking, yet, and the police won't do anything about it.

Edit: Oh yea.. if the phone call doesn't work, do the road trip thing and bust his face up.

[Anacardo]

Interrogate him calmly, then post a report, 'cause I just wanna know WTF he's thinking. (Dumb & Dumber? WTF, LOL.) Then, steer him towards a mental health professional. Assuage your ladyfriend's anxiety with some extended-session lovin'. Profit.

How you do, nga?

[NT!]

this is clearly humorous, i would wait and see if he sends you any GOOD dvds before telling him to bugger off.

[Caldarooni]

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this is clearly humorous, i would wait and see if he sends you any GOOD dvds before telling him to bugger off.

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This was my first response. I told her to send him her credit card bill, but she wasn't amused.

[Runkmud]

Fight fire with fire. Send him a fed ex package with a dead squirrel and a card that states "Are you tryin' to get squirrely with my girl?" Move on to a dead badger, "Stop badgering her." Even a true nutjob will realize he's been trumped.

[deadbody]

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Fight fire with fire. Send him a fed ex package with a dead squirrel and a card that states "Are you tryin' to get squirrely with my girl?" Move on to a dead badger, "Stop badgering her." Even a true nutjob will realize he's been trumped.

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I think the true genius would be in sending Sarah Jessica Parkers Head, with a note to "Quit Horsin' around with my filly."