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Old 10-12-2006, 06:12 PM
pokerraja pokerraja is offline
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Default Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

My pops told me when I was very young to not use urinals because its easy to splash urine back onto you. I always listned to my old man. I never really thought about, but I would naturally just go piss in toilets when in public restrooms. I told my buddy thats the reason I waited for the toilet when we went to the Detroit Lions football game. The toilet was about a 10 min wait. He said I was nuts and way to 'anal'.

But seriously, how can you guys use urinals? I don't care how careful you are there will always be a little bit of rebound, be it microscopic splashes. But its piss for crying out loud, and many times it someone elses piss. So. what do you guys think?
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:14 PM
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

I find occasionally dousing myself with my own piss keeps the panhandlers away.
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Old 11-22-2006, 05:26 PM
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

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I find occasionally dousing myself with my own piss keeps the panhandlers away.

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I think it toughens your hands. Better for swinging baseball bats. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Old 10-12-2006, 06:15 PM
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

I think you are a gay.
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:16 PM
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

I don't use urinals either. I can't stand the splashback because I have a really healthy stream.
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:17 PM
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

because I'd rather have microscopic piss drops from splashback rather than wait for ten minutes. Thats ridiculous.
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:18 PM
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because I'd rather have microscopic piss drops from splashback rather than wait for ten seconds. Thats ridiculous.

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Old 10-12-2006, 06:43 PM
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

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because I'd rather have microscopic piss drops from splashback rather than wait for ten seconds. Thats ridiculous.

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This is true. Plus if he goes into the toilet he may have to use his foot to kick up the seat (unless he's a dick and pisses with it down).

OP I can't believe you've pissed your whole life and still can't do it right. Also, do you sit down to pee? That's a far bigger crime against your manhood.
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:48 PM
uncleshady uncleshady is offline
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Default Re: Seriously why do you guys use urinals?

I have to use the kiddie urinal because Im short and my gear hangs too low.
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Old 10-12-2006, 06:19 PM
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The only time I use the urinal is when I have to drop a deuce!
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