Lame Greeting Card Question

Tron · #1 10-02-2006, 04:48 PM

This is far and away the worst thread I have ever started, but I cannot for the life of me find a satisfactory answer to my question:

I am sending some flowers to a girl. I am attaching a card. The girl and I are friendly acquaintances. How should I sign the card? She wouldn't recognize my signature. Putting only a printed name seems lame. Should I sign it and, underneath, print my name? If I should do that, should I print both first and last?

Good God, I apologize for creating such a dismal thread. Hopefully someone can help me out, though [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

miajag · #2 10-02-2006, 04:49 PM

How is just printing your name lame?

Tron · #3 10-02-2006, 04:50 PM

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How is just printing your name lame?

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Because I have a bitchin' signature!

blinden84 · #4 10-02-2006, 04:58 PM

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How is just printing your name lame?

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Because I have a bitchin' signature!

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little less bitch, little more ledgible?

szw · #5 10-02-2006, 04:59 PM

Why are you sending it? Just write a short note.

jba · #6 10-02-2006, 05:02 PM

it isn't a check and she doesn't want your autograph, just write your damn name.

Peter Harris · #7 10-02-2006, 05:47 PM

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Hope this doesn't flare the hayfever
Tron
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Tron · #8 10-03-2006, 03:43 PM

Friends,

I know you are probably trembling in anticipation of an update: I just printed my name on the card, the flowers were a hit, and DrewDevil wins this thread because of his combination of wit and 100% correctness.

Dominic · #9 10-03-2006, 06:26 PM

why are you sending flowers to a girl you aren't having sex with? You've just made yourself into the "nice guy" who won't try to get into her pants so she feels safe going to dinner with you and not putting out...instead of the guy she calls AFTER she says goodnight to you...you know, the BAD BOY who doesn't tell her she's pretty or send her flowers...but he's just so mysterious! And she'll [censored] him.

Tron · #10 10-04-2006, 01:33 AM

Dominic,

Perhaps you didn't notice, but that wasn't the advice I was asking for. If you would really like to jump into the Dr. Dom persona, though, please feel free to offer constructive advice as to how to dig myself out of the friendship hole with a girl that I have been friends with for about 2 years and, honest to God, was not attracted to in any meaningful way when I befriended her, but who has grown on me and I would indeed like to have sex with.